Hum Tum...Ek Kamre Me..............

Baahar se koi andar na aa sake Andar se koi baahar na jaa sake Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...Tihar Jail Me.... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... ;) Tere nainon ki bhoolbhulaiya mein....Akshay Kumar Mil Jaaye..... :P Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho, aur Internet Down Ho Jaaye!!! *Oh Noes!!!* :S Aage ho ghanghor andhera... FB profile me Dikhe na Mera Chehra.... :( Twitter pe jaana ho mushkil... Orkut pe Jaaneka kare Dil...!!! Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho... Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho... Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho... Google Maps band ho jaaye...!!! :S *oh..we're f^^ked now bro!* Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho, aur 3G Band ho jaaye.... Teri baiyaan ke jhoole mein saiyaan, 3G hotspot waste ho jae!!!! Basti se door, parbat ke peechhe Masti mein choor ghane pedon ke neeche Andekhi anjaani si tablet ho Bas ek hum ho, duja hi-speed network ho...!!! Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Hum tum ek jungle se guzre, aur sher aa jaaye... Sher se main kahoon tumko chhod de agar... To use dikhaunga Jungle Book, YouTube par... :D Kya hoga kal kisko khabar hai Aaj chalu....na Jaane kal kaunsa Mall Down Under Hai.... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Hum tum server room mein band ho, aur Admin chhuti pe chala jaaye.... Tere network ke bhoolbhulaiya mein... 1 GBPS connection Mil jaaye... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... __________________________________________________________ (Statutory Warning - trying to track down the poet and / or his computer in order to destroy it, will prove to be a waste of time...i have an android phone...and a netbook....and 15 desktops in office. You CanNot Stop Me....BuhahahahaHAHAHhahaha :P )  _________________________________________________________ P.S. : - the Links ARE funny and interesting...one or two are ads or informative...but others are strictly for leisure viewing! Dare You see them outside ur office! :P NjoY LyF bloggers :D

bitchy beach!!

there!

now that i have a serious post out of my way....here comes another one of those "were-you-even-thinking-while-writing-this-poem" poems :P

mwahahahahaha :P


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sometimes i think...life is a bitch...
and that is when i pack my bags...and head for the beach...



the ups and downs make for a miserable life...
and i need to keep reminding myself....i can't stab people with a knife!! :P



when i feel like killing someone....or stabbing them to death for a lesson i want to teach...
that's when i pack my bags....and head for the beach...



what do u do in goa all the time my mom asked...
well i think the secrets are better left masked... ;)

i love to drive to goa...
on reaching i feel i have built the Arc of Noah..!!



i couldn't find another word rhyming with Goa...
so here it is all over again...Noah Noah Noah! :P



how could i have missed it! it was all i did in Goa..
the beaches...the babes...and all surroundings made me go....WHOA! :P



that's why every time i think life is a bitch....
i pack my bags...and head for the beach!!! :D

no rhyme...no poetic sense....nothing whatsoever!

sheeh...i suck at poetry! :P


mwahahahahahah :P

NjoY LyF bloggerzzz :D