Idiotic Writer

i write for my own...
and i like talking on the phone..!!

writing comes naturally to me...like breathing...
having a tel malish champi is so soothing..!!

writers tend to be weird thinkers they say...
my gym instructors always tried to sell me protein whey..!!

writer's block...i will kill you one day...
ooh...is that a cadbury dairy milk in that tray? :D

NjoY LyF Bloggers! :D

Chaddi Jaisa Rang hai Tera...

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..
Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal... :D

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Jis raste se tu gujre, voh cactus se bhar jaye
Jis galli se tu gujre, voh choohon se bhar jaye
Tere pair ki bhayanak aahat sote bhoot jagaye
Jo patthar choo le gori tu voh koyla ban jaye!!

Tu jisko mil jaye voh, tu jisko mil jaye
Vo ho jaye transfer to bengal.... (dont get me wrong...Bengal is a good place...really...VERY clean... :P TeeHee)
Ek tuhi bekaar hai gori, baaki sub hai kamaal
Kachhe jaisa rang hai tera, friendship band jaise baal..!! (what? it can be ok! )
Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!! :P

Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Tu idiot na jane tera mazaak udate hai hum log!! :P

Chehra bhar bhar thookein tujhpe aate jaate log
Chail chabeeli rani thoda, Chail chabeeli rani thoda
pocket se rumal nikaal....

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!
Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob
Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob

Ghazalen hon ya geet hon mere sub mein tera Bhoot!!

Yunhi chamakti rahe hamesha mere room ki light...andhera ho ya dhoop
Kyonki Dar lagta hai...

Kyonki Dar lagta hai...

Kahise tu aa na jaae chudail.....

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Wah Wah!

(yes, there is still a restraining order on those of you trying to find me to murder me. :|

art ki koi kadar hi nahi!)

aye! tomato kisne maara?

ooh...tomato soup!

ek-do ande bhi maar do yaaro....omlette se pet bhar loonga :D

;)

Njoy LyF BloggerZZ :D

suffer of 69..

I got my first real g-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled (with a G-String???)
Cuz It was the summer of '69 (oh-kayyyy)

Me and some guys from school
Went to Gym and we tried real hard....
Jimmy quit and Jody got married (WTF married?)
I shoulda known we'd never get to the Marathon...

Oh when I look back now..
Those work-outs seemed to last forever..
And if I had the choice..
Ya - I'd NEVER wanna be there...
Those were the WORST days of my life...!!

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'..
When you got a job to do.. (True True)
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in.. (U Bloody Loosarrr)
And that's when I met you... (chaavat! porinkade baghto!) :P

Standin with ur mama's torch..
You told me that you'd wait forever... (Loosarrr no.2 :| )
Oh and when you held my hand... 
I knew that it was now or never...
That if u let go of my Hand...
I would grab ur purse and make a dash for it!!! (teehee)


Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time... (yeah cuz we are time killarrrsss!!)
We were young and restless.. (new daily soap name....young and restless....not THAT kind of serial ppl :| sheeh :| )


We needed to unwind... (like clocks? really? wth ARE u?? :O)
I guess nothin' can last forever, no... 


(now this one depends on your definition of forever...never say forever cuz it means never....and forever is a figment of imagination as there cannot be a witness to said time frame....wait...am i digressing...?? ANYWAY...moving on..)

And now the times are changin'.. (irrelevant paraphernalia)
Look at everything that's come and gone... (yeah...all the current's...ex'es...flings....not-just-friends...oh-we're-only-friends...etc etc.....blabbety blabbety blah!)

Sometimes when I play with that old g-string (ewww grosse dude!)
I think about ya wonder what went wrong... (THAT right there DUDE! playing with a g-string? really? and u need to know WHAT went wrong???? O_o)

Standin' on a mama's porch..
You told me it would last forever...
Oh the way you held my hand...
I knew that it was now or never....
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69 




:D :D


Thank you...Thank You...


No Violens Pliz Ppl :|

Best of THE Big Fat Panda.....

i Fall a million times...
and i don't know intelligent sounding rhymes...!

i am affected by failure, it makes my heart cry...
and i really like Goodluck's chicken fry...!

i fell short on luck they say...
god! did i finish yesterday's assignment essay??!!

my heart is set on clearing the hurdle...
did any of you solve today's sudoku riddle??!!

i will put all my heart into it, i promise...
oh i wish Katrina gave me a nice kiss...!

i'm wasting time reading this stupid poem , you must be thinking...
according to statistics, every  3 minutes, a ship is sinking...!

i won't let failure make me accept defeat...
Benetton shirts are smart and look really neat...!

thus, i have started a trend of bizarre poems...
and just so you know, my favorite chocolate is Cadbury Gems..!



(technically, now Kraft Gems)


(p.s.: the links are actually interesting / funny / intelligent ones....check them out!)

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new look for the blog!!

omg!! *drool*

not HER new look you idiot!

concentrate!!


we're talkin bout the blog here!! :P

although it NEVER hurts to drool @ Deepika *ogle* *blush*

so, yeah...alongwith the new look, i am back with the reactions tab >>

so, yeah....no "tickmarks" will be taken as an offence! :P

comments on how the new look feels etc....welcome! :D

NjoY LyF!! :D

why do you go to gym?

well, i go for the.. >>

hey!!

wat d hell!!

i meant, i go to look like this.... >>

ok..ok..

i DO look like this in my dreams.... * tee hee * :D

but seriously...a few chicks in my gym come with the sole intention of show-off...

and then there are some others like >>

my friend UK, n i have christened them, yes, you guessed it >> fashion show. :-|

i mean...ftw!!

come in sweats...do ur stuff, n get out....

why d broohaha over all the make-up...the flashy clothes....etc..etc....???

i mean, i go in simple clothing....sample this >>

errr.....ftw is wrong with the pics uploading software!!! :O

chalo, upload wat i REALLY wear to gym everyday....

ok...now this is just gettin ridiculous!! :O

i said i want pics of me at the GYM...not Toby's All-You-Can-Eat!! :(

whew!! here it is... :D

aint d quadruple chin cute?? * blush *

anyway, my point being....

Ms. Fashion Show, pls quit wearin designer clothing to places where u sweat like a pig (well, a baby pig, considering ur size) ... find some other place to show-off and pick up guys for god's sake!! :P

and while dealing with all this, came a double whammy for me...

my ex decided to take revenge on me... :(

sent me a legal notice.... :((

i mean....wat d eff???? :O :(

her sunday morning jogs are so NOT going to be fun for me anymore.... :(


ah..but that's life....which keeps going on... ;)

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thank you readers!

100+ hits in 5 days!

i did NOT know my blog was So famous!

so m holding a sort of celebration on the blog.... :D

NjoY LyF! :D

12 Days of Christmas Parody

this one takes d cake :D

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A totally insufficient dowry

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four Hari Krishnas….. (Is that Indian)
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five Indian games….. (I want to be the cowboy)
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine telemarketers….. (Good Evenin.. This is Kaalin jones. Are you waanting greater kaalrits)
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten-minute yoga….. (Think the lotus, feel the lotus, drive the lotus)
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven syllable name….. (PEESARAVANMUTHUDBLEEKVAAS)
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me…
Twelve cricket ball tamperers….. (I was simply correcting the stitching)
Eleven syllable name
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five minutes of fame
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

wtf!!

आई शपथ !! too good!! :D

NjoY LyF!! :D