evil inSide

i am evil inside...

not that i look angelic, outside...

i think of devious revenge...

a methodic culmination..of those i wish to avenge...

a violet bloodied flame lies within...

broken souls...with no hopes against me to win...

the dark innards consume any light...

you don't want to be in this plight...

lacerated hands..bloodied by the kill...

a gash in the soul..i put for a thrill...

a flare becomes an inferno in a moment...

a simple glimpse of it...and the light will b bent...

for i am pure evil inside...

waiting to take you on a cadaverous ride...

^_^

\m/

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
Cuz only there u wont sue me for that...


Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show me ur new Car.. :|



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that ur pants are.....not on...
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my house! You idiotic Perv!
And my rant will go on and on






Love can touch us one time
And you'll be scarred for lifetime
And never let go till she's gone



Love was when I loved you
And Hate was When i Hated You!! (Duh!)
In my life we'll always Rock ON!! \m/ (Hai ye wakt ka ishaara!!)


Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the ur shirt too...is gone!! (kameene!!)
Once more you open the door
And that's it i m callin d cops :|
And ur Jail Term... will go on and on....

You're here, that's d only thing I fear!!
And i hope...it's my gun that...my left hand is on...
We'll stay forever this way!!
i just ate...some potatoes...
And my fart will go on and on... (tarrrr....tarrrr.....plebhhhhttttccc)

suffer of 69..

I got my first real g-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled (with a G-String???)
Cuz It was the summer of '69 (oh-kayyyy)

Me and some guys from school
Went to Gym and we tried real hard....
Jimmy quit and Jody got married (WTF married?)
I shoulda known we'd never get to the Marathon...

Oh when I look back now..
Those work-outs seemed to last forever..
And if I had the choice..
Ya - I'd NEVER wanna be there...
Those were the WORST days of my life...!!

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'..
When you got a job to do.. (True True)
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in.. (U Bloody Loosarrr)
And that's when I met you... (chaavat! porinkade baghto!) :P

Standin with ur mama's torch..
You told me that you'd wait forever... (Loosarrr no.2 :| )
Oh and when you held my hand... 
I knew that it was now or never...
That if u let go of my Hand...
I would grab ur purse and make a dash for it!!! (teehee)


Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time... (yeah cuz we are time killarrrsss!!)
We were young and restless.. (new daily soap name....young and restless....not THAT kind of serial ppl :| sheeh :| )


We needed to unwind... (like clocks? really? wth ARE u?? :O)
I guess nothin' can last forever, no... 


(now this one depends on your definition of forever...never say forever cuz it means never....and forever is a figment of imagination as there cannot be a witness to said time frame....wait...am i digressing...?? ANYWAY...moving on..)

And now the times are changin'.. (irrelevant paraphernalia)
Look at everything that's come and gone... (yeah...all the current's...ex'es...flings....not-just-friends...oh-we're-only-friends...etc etc.....blabbety blabbety blah!)

Sometimes when I play with that old g-string (ewww grosse dude!)
I think about ya wonder what went wrong... (THAT right there DUDE! playing with a g-string? really? and u need to know WHAT went wrong???? O_o)

Standin' on a mama's porch..
You told me it would last forever...
Oh the way you held my hand...
I knew that it was now or never....
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69 




:D :D


Thank you...Thank You...


No Violens Pliz Ppl :|

Of Scooter Rides in the Rains.....

i recently rediscovered the FUN of riding a scooter...

which made me look like this >>

Whenever my dad goes out of town, i am the bali-ka-bakra for getting his scooter serviced and maintained etc..

i ALWAYS crib about this...

but what many ppl don't know, is that i secretly LOVE riding d Activa...

so why is it so much fun to ride?

for starters, NO CLUTCH / GEAR jhanjhat :P

i LoVe d freedom it gives you....u can ride with just one hand most of d time...

and it feels brilliant...

and with my recent (ahem) weight loss (cough-what weight loss-cough) it runs even faster...and it picks up speed also pretty nicely...what? i HAD lost 200 gms today morning ok...just before i consumed the 6-pack of ferrero rocher.... :P

and especially in the rains...it is BliSS to have a compartment to store ur jacket and other sensitive-to-water stuff...

and u can simply run into puddles...and splash water on by-goers :P

but the best part is, not having wet legs!

errr....stop thinking idiotic things u a$$%^@#S!! :P

so till i get this scooter, m gonna imagine i m on it only...

GOD save those whom i overtake etc... :P


until next time...

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Hum Tum...Ek Kamre Me..............

Baahar se koi andar na aa sake Andar se koi baahar na jaa sake Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...Tihar Jail Me.... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... ;) Tere nainon ki bhoolbhulaiya mein....Akshay Kumar Mil Jaaye..... :P Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho, aur Internet Down Ho Jaaye!!! *Oh Noes!!!* :S Aage ho ghanghor andhera... FB profile me Dikhe na Mera Chehra.... :( Twitter pe jaana ho mushkil... Orkut pe Jaaneka kare Dil...!!! Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho... Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho... Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho... Google Maps band ho jaaye...!!! :S *oh..we're f^^ked now bro!* Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho, aur 3G Band ho jaaye.... Teri baiyaan ke jhoole mein saiyaan, 3G hotspot waste ho jae!!!! Basti se door, parbat ke peechhe Masti mein choor ghane pedon ke neeche Andekhi anjaani si tablet ho Bas ek hum ho, duja hi-speed network ho...!!! Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Hum tum ek jungle se guzre, aur sher aa jaaye... Sher se main kahoon tumko chhod de agar... To use dikhaunga Jungle Book, YouTube par... :D Kya hoga kal kisko khabar hai Aaj chalu....na Jaane kal kaunsa Mall Down Under Hai.... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Hum tum server room mein band ho, aur Admin chhuti pe chala jaaye.... Tere network ke bhoolbhulaiya mein... 1 GBPS connection Mil jaaye... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... __________________________________________________________ (Statutory Warning - trying to track down the poet and / or his computer in order to destroy it, will prove to be a waste of time...i have an android phone...and a netbook....and 15 desktops in office. You CanNot Stop Me....BuhahahahaHAHAHhahaha :P )  _________________________________________________________ P.S. : - the Links ARE funny and interesting...one or two are ads or informative...but others are strictly for leisure viewing! Dare You see them outside ur office! :P NjoY LyF bloggers :D

Here i Am

Here i AM...this is Me...

you wont get a better bargain in the Flea...

Here i am...it's just me and You...

Just shoot me now..or i'll throw my shoe..!!

It's a new World...it's a New Start..

wait m not so sure...but did u just Fart..??!!!

It's a new Day...it's a New Plan...

I wanna drive my neighbor's Maruti Van..!! :P

HeRe i aM....

Here we are...we've Just begun...

u better walk away....or later you'll have to Run...

Ya here we are...still goin strong...

i think i like Bryan Adam's Song... :D

Here i am ... next to you...

Don't you wish i wasn't ur brain goin thru...?? :P

Here i am...where m gonna stay...

This is the song on my mind....since morning today!!! :D

P.S. : Don't try to kill me....many more ppl wanna do the same right now :P and if you DO wanna do it...chalo bhai...line me lag jao...chalo... :P

random poem time!!! :D

it's been a while since i have been euphoric...

such moments i wish to capture in my mind's click...

life had been going on somber...boring and routine...

the first click happened when she offered me...her hand so pristine...

and there i was on cloud 9...wondering if it's a dream...

the second click happened when we kissed....with mad vigour...i wished to scream...!!

but then life's been an upward journey...

*touchwood*....why is my tummy today so churny...??

the blocks start to fall in place...

i know i have said the same line many times to your face...

but this time it has gone beyond the first steps two...

somehow it fells real...i know it's so true...!!

the problems suddenly seem to dither away...

there's nothing that'll make me from my focus sway...

oh let the madness go on...life...her...and me...

touchwood just doesn't seem enough...let me go hug a pine tree...!!!

;)

yes, i am still talking about my GF....d Ritz :D [link to previous post here]

OMG!

i wish i had her!

i mean...the modified version of d car...

quit drooling over ur keyboard looking at the hot chick...

err...ok ok...it was me who did that.... *blush*

but i wiped d keyboard and kept it in d sun to dry for half hour, ok?

found some pieces of pizza...noodles...and bread sticks in it....in time too...i was hungry!!

:P

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~~ time travel ~~

i am fascinated by the fascination we humans have for time travel....

ok, before any of you jump to the conclusion i fear you are going to jump to, this post is NOT inspired by "acction repplay"...but by "Hot Tub Time Machine"...

so, as you should have read the reviews in d links above.....d bollywood take on time travel pretty much sucks...and hollywood wins hands down with it's take on an ever-intriguing concept....

so...that just got my thought wheels churning....

so....WHY are we SO intrigued by time travel?
take a look at a few genuine  attempts at making a time machine...and of course, the eventual failure at d same..

and then there are those who cant stop thinking about possibilities for their uses...

and this was just a slow lift.....caught by someone like me, with a good sense of humor... ;)

what? i DO have a good sense of humor ok? :P


so....i fail to understand the need to travel back in time!!

ok...ok...there were times when i wished i could go back and change ONE small thing....ok...maybe two....ummm...now that i think of it....3....no wait...4....5.....6....ahh...d list can go on.... ;)


but, i dont see why one would want to go back in time....future is justified....so u can make profits....ummm...actually,,,,even past can yield profits....

ANYWAY....the point being....

that time travel, as interesting as it might seem, except for some really tragic / life changing stuff, is pretty useless....to travel just for making money, i.e.


cant we dream about our needs....aspirations....hopes....and make them true now?

let's just start dreaming real hard....and working on those even harder...!!

cuz...as far as i know...i aint a scientist to build a time machine....and none that i know have built one...and even if they do, human tendency to be selfish comes in the way of time travel....

so...let's live today....not in yesterday...not for tomorrow....but IN today....FOR today..!!!


p.s. - pls share with me if u make a time machine... ;)


ah....yess....another pointless blog....

Mission FUCKIN' Accomplished! :P


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Phaltu / Pakau / Poor Poem :D

promoting myself from my self-anointed position of PJ king to PP king, i shall start writing Phaltu Poems hitherto... :D

inspired by my shishya's comment on the last phaltu poem of mine...
i started a wierd and exciting new poem line...

for the last two days i was down with fever...
my friend's charity extended to donating a kidney and a liver!!

i searched for a good medication in every corner, cranny and nook...
cafe world is my new addiction on facebook!!

i went to mocha today evening...
the newest search engine by Microsoft is Bing!!

there i troubled a friend by talking in a monotonous tone...
believe me people....don't buy the iPhone!!!

from tomorrow starts another work week...
the Hyundai i20 is classy and sleek!!

let's hope i come out of this hectic week alive...
every year, around 400 pounds of honey are made in a bee hive!!!

:P

p.s. : don't kill me....or desert my blog....pretty please? *pray*

:P

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Ironman 2

man oh man!! oh man!! :P


well, this is a DO NOT DARE TO MISS movie for action fans....and gadget geeks....and ppl who like to see scantily clad "attractive" female species......errr....BOYS...??!! :D


dayyam!!

totally kool flick....

scenes i loved -

1.i've successfully privatised world peace!!

2. hell-raiser scene @ f1 race.....and d comic edge to it, thanks to Robert Downey Jr.....and of curs the character that is Tony Stark...and a grand entry by whiplash..played by Mickey Rourke...man, this guy is awesome....loved his persona....dunno why, but found it damn attractive!! (maybe it was d tattoos....and NO, i m not turning gay :-| )

3. scene where hammer industries' "super weapon" goes....floop....P*WND!! :P

4.Drunken antics by tony stark, while wearing the suit....i can has the suit for a night? please.....pretty please? :P

5.new element discovery...gotta admit....a triangle looks much better placed than the round energy source...good thinking there scriptwriters... ;)

6. Scarlet Johansson's entry....*drool*....*bucket full a drool*.... :P


7. court scene where Tony through his ultra-cool see-through transparent phone, hacks d projector, and starts screwing Hammer Industries' image.....the phone looks somewhat like this >>

but me hates as to why they had to replace Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle for "Rhodey"s character....for a minute i was like...who's this guy? :O

and yes, as many have already said, lack of chemistry makes d romantic side of the film fizzle out completely...


but i would recommend this movie if >>

1.You're a guy.

2.u like sci-fi action flicks.

3.u like awesomestest gadgets etc...

4.you're a guy wit a beer belly, scratching ur bald head sitting at home on a saturday evening, wondering what to do after having ur n'th beer of d weekend...might help wit d pot belly too, me thinks....

:P

5. err...well....go cuz i said so!! :P


all in all, i'd give d movie a 4.5 stars out of 5....

yes, now m rating em too.....join in....even u can rate em....i don give a rotten egg fart bout it..... :D :P

complications....

yeah...

that's how one of my friends' relationship status reads....it's complicated....

made me think....when did all these grey areas come into being???

when did people stop being good / bad, and become - he's smart but dorky(is there a diff.really?) , that girl is hot, but stupid... that uncle is boring, but rich.... etc etc

when did we stop being "right-winged" and "left-winged" to communists...democrats....and d best and latest (latest cuz i got to know it 2 days back) british concept - liberal democrats....i mean.. wtf!! cant it just be democrats? or liberals (whatever that means)...

and then there are those who make simple things complicated...!!!

 don't ask which is which though :P




and in the same vein, happiness and sadness have also become so complicated!!!


and so is success...

and then add to it the stupid things called social networking sites...to just add onto the performance and peer pressures...as if trying to prove your virility by cheap antics and stunts wasn't enough, we got SNS :-|


ok ok...i m on fb....but i at least don't do stupid stuff like this (unlucky) guy here..!! >>

PawnD! :P






and add to it the subjects in my syllabus...and the problems we are required to solve...sheesh! 


for e.g : wat is the time required by a project to be completed if each of the 7 activities can be run with, but not concurrently with, each other if each activity takes 4 minutes 34 seconds and the resultant following activity is not having the initial activity as a pre-requisite.....blah blah blah blah (that's all i can read, after 2 mins., really)




i have, on numerous occasions, inadvertently ended up ordering food like this >>

:-|




and as though taking a cue from all of this, my parents started thinking that maybe, i have a fetish for complicated things....and this watch was presented to me by them >>

i mean...i was still ok with the day of week, month and date.....but wtf's up wit year....decade...and some weird thingie on d top that i don't even know what it stands for!!  ftw is dat 64-32-16-0 thingie yaar!! koi batao mujhe!! :O






at the end of it >>

yes, this is my conclusion :-|




as a parting note, here's a funny one i found somewhere on d net >>

ROFLMAO!!


or shud i say..... Oh Snap!! :P




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when will i get over this wait...

i wanna reach ASAP on the exam centre gate...!!!

not that m really excited or enthusiastic about it...

or over confident about once n for all, getting out of it...!!

but the sooner it starts, the sooner it ends...

and then, to my real life, i can make amends...!!!

:P

well, m sorta like dis for now >>

my mom keeps telling me to take a chill pill...relax a bit.....

this next strip reminds me of a similar situation....i ended up telling my mom that i will have to get Central Govt. approval to attend a housing society meeting!!!

so i decided to get some astrological help.....you know...just to have some fun...but welll.....

ftw..!!!

so i started studying more, n more....

had a headache, so went to my eye doc....he decided to torture me in another way....!!!
:-|
this was the eye test chart he had put up >>>

finally, i got into some test-series thingie.....

the questions were really easy....i have answered them, the results should be appearing below this dialogue.....

and some were downright stupid...!!!

then i had to take the help of some "friends" for a few of them....

and was helpless in some situations.....

but then...i hope i @ least don't epic fail like this guy did....!!!

yaar, @ least gimme Vaishali k waiter ki job...!!!



lol's :D


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Best of THE Big Fat Panda.....

i Fall a million times...
and i don't know intelligent sounding rhymes...!

i am affected by failure, it makes my heart cry...
and i really like Goodluck's chicken fry...!

i fell short on luck they say...
god! did i finish yesterday's assignment essay??!!

my heart is set on clearing the hurdle...
did any of you solve today's sudoku riddle??!!

i will put all my heart into it, i promise...
oh i wish Katrina gave me a nice kiss...!

i'm wasting time reading this stupid poem , you must be thinking...
according to statistics, every  3 minutes, a ship is sinking...!

i won't let failure make me accept defeat...
Benetton shirts are smart and look really neat...!

thus, i have started a trend of bizarre poems...
and just so you know, my favorite chocolate is Cadbury Gems..!



(technically, now Kraft Gems)


(p.s.: the links are actually interesting / funny / intelligent ones....check them out!)

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new look for the blog!!

omg!! *drool*

not HER new look you idiot!

concentrate!!


we're talkin bout the blog here!! :P

although it NEVER hurts to drool @ Deepika *ogle* *blush*

so, yeah...alongwith the new look, i am back with the reactions tab >>

so, yeah....no "tickmarks" will be taken as an offence! :P

comments on how the new look feels etc....welcome! :D

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