Chaddi Jaisa Rang hai Tera...

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..
Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal... :D

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Jis raste se tu gujre, voh cactus se bhar jaye
Jis galli se tu gujre, voh choohon se bhar jaye
Tere pair ki bhayanak aahat sote bhoot jagaye
Jo patthar choo le gori tu voh koyla ban jaye!!

Tu jisko mil jaye voh, tu jisko mil jaye
Vo ho jaye transfer to bengal.... (dont get me wrong...Bengal is a good place...really...VERY clean... :P TeeHee)
Ek tuhi bekaar hai gori, baaki sub hai kamaal
Kachhe jaisa rang hai tera, friendship band jaise baal..!! (what? it can be ok! )
Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!! :P

Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Tu idiot na jane tera mazaak udate hai hum log!! :P

Chehra bhar bhar thookein tujhpe aate jaate log
Chail chabeeli rani thoda, Chail chabeeli rani thoda
pocket se rumal nikaal....

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!
Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob
Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob

Ghazalen hon ya geet hon mere sub mein tera Bhoot!!

Yunhi chamakti rahe hamesha mere room ki light...andhera ho ya dhoop
Kyonki Dar lagta hai...

Kyonki Dar lagta hai...

Kahise tu aa na jaae chudail.....

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Wah Wah!

(yes, there is still a restraining order on those of you trying to find me to murder me. :|

art ki koi kadar hi nahi!)

aye! tomato kisne maara?

ooh...tomato soup!

ek-do ande bhi maar do yaaro....omlette se pet bhar loonga :D

;)

Njoy LyF BloggerZZ :D

evil inSide

i am evil inside...

not that i look angelic, outside...

i think of devious revenge...

a methodic culmination..of those i wish to avenge...

a violet bloodied flame lies within...

broken souls...with no hopes against me to win...

the dark innards consume any light...

you don't want to be in this plight...

lacerated hands..bloodied by the kill...

a gash in the soul..i put for a thrill...

a flare becomes an inferno in a moment...

a simple glimpse of it...and the light will b bent...

for i am pure evil inside...

waiting to take you on a cadaverous ride...

^_^

\m/

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
Cuz only there u wont sue me for that...


Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show me ur new Car.. :|



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that ur pants are.....not on...
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my house! You idiotic Perv!
And my rant will go on and on






Love can touch us one time
And you'll be scarred for lifetime
And never let go till she's gone



Love was when I loved you
And Hate was When i Hated You!! (Duh!)
In my life we'll always Rock ON!! \m/ (Hai ye wakt ka ishaara!!)


Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the ur shirt too...is gone!! (kameene!!)
Once more you open the door
And that's it i m callin d cops :|
And ur Jail Term... will go on and on....

You're here, that's d only thing I fear!!
And i hope...it's my gun that...my left hand is on...
We'll stay forever this way!!
i just ate...some potatoes...
And my fart will go on and on... (tarrrr....tarrrr.....plebhhhhttttccc)

suffer of 69..

I got my first real g-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled (with a G-String???)
Cuz It was the summer of '69 (oh-kayyyy)

Me and some guys from school
Went to Gym and we tried real hard....
Jimmy quit and Jody got married (WTF married?)
I shoulda known we'd never get to the Marathon...

Oh when I look back now..
Those work-outs seemed to last forever..
And if I had the choice..
Ya - I'd NEVER wanna be there...
Those were the WORST days of my life...!!

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'..
When you got a job to do.. (True True)
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in.. (U Bloody Loosarrr)
And that's when I met you... (chaavat! porinkade baghto!) :P

Standin with ur mama's torch..
You told me that you'd wait forever... (Loosarrr no.2 :| )
Oh and when you held my hand... 
I knew that it was now or never...
That if u let go of my Hand...
I would grab ur purse and make a dash for it!!! (teehee)


Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time... (yeah cuz we are time killarrrsss!!)
We were young and restless.. (new daily soap name....young and restless....not THAT kind of serial ppl :| sheeh :| )


We needed to unwind... (like clocks? really? wth ARE u?? :O)
I guess nothin' can last forever, no... 


(now this one depends on your definition of forever...never say forever cuz it means never....and forever is a figment of imagination as there cannot be a witness to said time frame....wait...am i digressing...?? ANYWAY...moving on..)

And now the times are changin'.. (irrelevant paraphernalia)
Look at everything that's come and gone... (yeah...all the current's...ex'es...flings....not-just-friends...oh-we're-only-friends...etc etc.....blabbety blabbety blah!)

Sometimes when I play with that old g-string (ewww grosse dude!)
I think about ya wonder what went wrong... (THAT right there DUDE! playing with a g-string? really? and u need to know WHAT went wrong???? O_o)

Standin' on a mama's porch..
You told me it would last forever...
Oh the way you held my hand...
I knew that it was now or never....
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69 




:D :D


Thank you...Thank You...


No Violens Pliz Ppl :|

Hum Tum...Ek Kamre Me..............

Baahar se koi andar na aa sake Andar se koi baahar na jaa sake Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...Tihar Jail Me.... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... ;) Tere nainon ki bhoolbhulaiya mein....Akshay Kumar Mil Jaaye..... :P Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho, aur Internet Down Ho Jaaye!!! *Oh Noes!!!* :S Aage ho ghanghor andhera... FB profile me Dikhe na Mera Chehra.... :( Twitter pe jaana ho mushkil... Orkut pe Jaaneka kare Dil...!!! Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho... Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho... Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho... Google Maps band ho jaaye...!!! :S *oh..we're f^^ked now bro!* Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho, aur 3G Band ho jaaye.... Teri baiyaan ke jhoole mein saiyaan, 3G hotspot waste ho jae!!!! Basti se door, parbat ke peechhe Masti mein choor ghane pedon ke neeche Andekhi anjaani si tablet ho Bas ek hum ho, duja hi-speed network ho...!!! Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Hum tum ek jungle se guzre, aur sher aa jaaye... Sher se main kahoon tumko chhod de agar... To use dikhaunga Jungle Book, YouTube par... :D Kya hoga kal kisko khabar hai Aaj chalu....na Jaane kal kaunsa Mall Down Under Hai.... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Hum tum server room mein band ho, aur Admin chhuti pe chala jaaye.... Tere network ke bhoolbhulaiya mein... 1 GBPS connection Mil jaaye... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... __________________________________________________________ (Statutory Warning - trying to track down the poet and / or his computer in order to destroy it, will prove to be a waste of time...i have an android phone...and a netbook....and 15 desktops in office. You CanNot Stop Me....BuhahahahaHAHAHhahaha :P )  _________________________________________________________ P.S. : - the Links ARE funny and interesting...one or two are ads or informative...but others are strictly for leisure viewing! Dare You see them outside ur office! :P NjoY LyF bloggers :D

Here i Am

Here i AM...this is Me...

you wont get a better bargain in the Flea...

Here i am...it's just me and You...

Just shoot me now..or i'll throw my shoe..!!

It's a new World...it's a New Start..

wait m not so sure...but did u just Fart..??!!!

It's a new Day...it's a New Plan...

I wanna drive my neighbor's Maruti Van..!! :P

HeRe i aM....

Here we are...we've Just begun...

u better walk away....or later you'll have to Run...

Ya here we are...still goin strong...

i think i like Bryan Adam's Song... :D

Here i am ... next to you...

Don't you wish i wasn't ur brain goin thru...?? :P

Here i am...where m gonna stay...

This is the song on my mind....since morning today!!! :D

P.S. : Don't try to kill me....many more ppl wanna do the same right now :P and if you DO wanna do it...chalo bhai...line me lag jao...chalo... :P