Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
Cuz only there u wont sue me for that...


Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show me ur new Car.. :|



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that ur pants are.....not on...
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my house! You idiotic Perv!
And my rant will go on and on






Love can touch us one time
And you'll be scarred for lifetime
And never let go till she's gone



Love was when I loved you
And Hate was When i Hated You!! (Duh!)
In my life we'll always Rock ON!! \m/ (Hai ye wakt ka ishaara!!)


Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the ur shirt too...is gone!! (kameene!!)
Once more you open the door
And that's it i m callin d cops :|
And ur Jail Term... will go on and on....

You're here, that's d only thing I fear!!
And i hope...it's my gun that...my left hand is on...
We'll stay forever this way!!
i just ate...some potatoes...
And my fart will go on and on... (tarrrr....tarrrr.....plebhhhhttttccc)

suffer of 69..

I got my first real g-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled (with a G-String???)
Cuz It was the summer of '69 (oh-kayyyy)

Me and some guys from school
Went to Gym and we tried real hard....
Jimmy quit and Jody got married (WTF married?)
I shoulda known we'd never get to the Marathon...

Oh when I look back now..
Those work-outs seemed to last forever..
And if I had the choice..
Ya - I'd NEVER wanna be there...
Those were the WORST days of my life...!!

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'..
When you got a job to do.. (True True)
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in.. (U Bloody Loosarrr)
And that's when I met you... (chaavat! porinkade baghto!) :P

Standin with ur mama's torch..
You told me that you'd wait forever... (Loosarrr no.2 :| )
Oh and when you held my hand... 
I knew that it was now or never...
That if u let go of my Hand...
I would grab ur purse and make a dash for it!!! (teehee)


Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time... (yeah cuz we are time killarrrsss!!)
We were young and restless.. (new daily soap name....young and restless....not THAT kind of serial ppl :| sheeh :| )


We needed to unwind... (like clocks? really? wth ARE u?? :O)
I guess nothin' can last forever, no... 


(now this one depends on your definition of forever...never say forever cuz it means never....and forever is a figment of imagination as there cannot be a witness to said time frame....wait...am i digressing...?? ANYWAY...moving on..)

And now the times are changin'.. (irrelevant paraphernalia)
Look at everything that's come and gone... (yeah...all the current's...ex'es...flings....not-just-friends...oh-we're-only-friends...etc etc.....blabbety blabbety blah!)

Sometimes when I play with that old g-string (ewww grosse dude!)
I think about ya wonder what went wrong... (THAT right there DUDE! playing with a g-string? really? and u need to know WHAT went wrong???? O_o)

Standin' on a mama's porch..
You told me it would last forever...
Oh the way you held my hand...
I knew that it was now or never....
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69 




:D :D


Thank you...Thank You...


No Violens Pliz Ppl :|

my name is..........well...err...Shinde?

inspite of my hatred for people calling me by my last name, i have always been known by it in many social circles..

but the people that really matter and are close to me, call me by my first name...Harshad :)

this was a pre-cursor to the hot n happening...most talked bout...BLEH topic. :-|

why this big issue over MNIK??

for starters i am of the staunch opinion that this was one big publicity stunt....gone VERY wrong :P

this is what REALLY happened ...

Sept. 2009 :- SRK starts with MNIK shoot...totally confident on pulling the crowds on SRK appeal and the current trend of cashing-in on physical and mental disabilities in movies...

Dec.2009 :- PAA releases....not such a huge hit...

at the same time, SRK realises...if AB with all that hours and hours of expensive and treacherous-to-put-on make-up and brilliant acting (although i decline giving AB any credit for acting , as in this post of mine) can't make it...how in hell am i gonna make a hit with such lousy looks and anybody-can-shake-like-that-what's-so-great-about-SRK's acting....???!!!!

Jan. 2009 :- SRK : "idea! i will create a media storm about my movie and make a great deal outta something that is sure to irk these stupid politicians....what better than our most talked-about topic...pakistan! "

Feb 2009 :- post-yesterday night... SRK : "this is NOT good...NOT GOOD!!"

knowing how tech-savvy and gadget-crazy he is, m sure SRK musta pressed the "oh shit" button on his apple notebook :-

:P

and most of all, i feel these people should've let the film release...i m sure it would've run for two weeks on "SRK mania" and then gone kapoosh....fladoosh....and blamoosh! vanished! :P

this is one flop marketing gig for a flop movie :P

but most imp of all, in all of this bull crap, aren't precious media, govt., security etc resources being wasted? public and private property being damaged?

but then...we are not new to this in our GREAT country. 

bleh :-|

and then on days i think....i don't know who i am......do you?

NjoY LyF bloggers.....if you can :)

12 Days of Christmas Parody

this one takes d cake :D

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A totally insufficient dowry

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four Hari Krishnas….. (Is that Indian)
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five Indian games….. (I want to be the cowboy)
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine telemarketers….. (Good Evenin.. This is Kaalin jones. Are you waanting greater kaalrits)
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten-minute yoga….. (Think the lotus, feel the lotus, drive the lotus)
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven syllable name….. (PEESARAVANMUTHUDBLEEKVAAS)
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me…
Twelve cricket ball tamperers….. (I was simply correcting the stitching)
Eleven syllable name
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five minutes of fame
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

wtf!!

आई शपथ !! too good!! :D

NjoY LyF!! :D

Goosebumps...

What gives you goosebumps?

For me music is a universal-shiver-making-machine... ;)

if you want to categorise the music as per it's shiver-making-characteristics, there are basically two types of music...

there's the first-time-shocker music..stuff dat makes u go woo-hoo on listening to it d first time itself...

mostly dis is of d guitar genre for me...an excellent heavy metal number might do it too.. ( here I am - bryan adams ; day-n-nite - kid cudi, etc)

And in the Second class..At times,it requires listening to d track two-three times to get d *drool* effect...and then you're hooked on...and these are d real this-song-will-be-remembered-by-generations material...

So, the latest album that I am listening to, turns out to be of this second genre..

Ishqiya...ibn-e-batuta is lyk wtf-i-cant-get-dis-song-outta-me-head...and d second song I heard....oh my gaaawwwwdddddd!!!!

Dil toh baccha hai....oh man...it is so awesome..and fan-fuk-tastic! :D seems like u r listening to a song of d original ghazal-by-ghulam era in d music...

m sure it will b filmed on Naseeruddin Shah, from d lyrics...and yaar...what lyrics!

Muah! :D

love it...love it.. LURV EET!! :D

a must listen!

NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D

kid cudi rockz!!

guys, no matter what you are doing, stop doing that, n get your hands on this CD...

Kid Cudi....Day n Night....this track is a t-rex proportions hit....and for good reasons too....what an album! :D