friggin crane banged into our friggin building!!

scene - i come back from an evening of merriment with friends in d university, and find a crane in our parking lot, and loadsa people looking up @ d building...

me thinks >> "YES!! finally! they're gonna remove d stupid causeway between ours and d neighbouring building, that used to obstruct my view of the hot-chick-next-door's bedroom.."

i quickly parked my bike, and joined d crowd, and looked up....

and...


friggin hell no!!!


it had struck our living room's side. :-|

HUGE cracks have formed in d plaster, and d balcony of d flat abouve ours, looks like a clumsily placed house of cards. :O

FTW!!!!!!!!!!

again....

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

idiotic crane operator.

fuckin asshole. :-|

i dunno if they can mend it...but they better do it fast....i NEED to be in d living room!!! :O

bloody , T.V's in d room!! :( :O

freaks!!!


mental asylum inmates!!!


arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

to think i almost didnt go to this program!!! :O

had i not gone to this program i would have missed :

1.awesome choreography ;

2.brilliant portrayal of love in life ;

3.gettin enchanted with contemporary dance, and even more obssesed with joining....in my next janam!!

cuz people, it might look easy...but i know how hard it is...bloody, simple salsa took so many efforts...this is like...no way!! :P

Meg, you RocK!!

i mean, i know you are a born nautanki, so acting comes as naturally as eating...err..i mean breathing..to you....but i simply loved d performance!!

d beginners batch performance was exactly that...beginners... :P

but i learnt that one of the performers was having hyper active syndrome, and we didnt notice it!! only saw the performer go off d stage once, and felt it was wrong choreography....

but man!

totally awe-struck by the core performances...the shadows forming in the first part...the display of emotions...it was so damn strong, that i asked my friend for a video of it, so i could totally understand and see all d emotions portrayed...

the "sutali" part was d awesom'est!!

d way it was performed...d "part-of-every-performer's-lives" in it...and d usual, formation of their own names in the dance itself, by their body, forming letters...

for the first time, i am finding it hard to express in words , the experience i had...

Bravo you Guys!! Bravo!!

p.s : if you want people to be as impressed as i was today, Meg, Pls stop asking me to join d class..i mean...i don't want to ruin all your 3 yrs work yaar... :P

but one thing's for sure, i aint missing even one performance of contemporary dance hencefoth!! :D

n yea... Meg, You ROcK! :D

[err..you gonna pay me in cash or kind, for all d praise?? ;)]

NjoY LyF BloggerS!! :D

what a gr8888 hotel...club-m, kumbalgarh!!

^^ that's me @ kumbalgarh :D ^^

^^ that's me @ 02:00 minutes into d resort :D ^^

^^ yep! that's me @ 02:00 hrs after reachin club-m ^^

:D

and then...after scavenging d fridge, we went here >>

yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mean, a really...reeeaaaaallllyyyy haaappppyyyy FTWWWW!!!!! :D

argh!!

gorged on the food like a hippo eating after a 2-week hunger strike!! :D

club-m roxxxxxxx :D

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Chamarie is driver ki toh......!!!!

WtF is wrong with our luck with these taxi drivers man :O

each bloody time,we take a car on rent, d driver wants us to do what he tells us... :O

I mean,i understand that he knows the places better etc..but why do they have to be so darn adamant??

This time toh he's so bloody epileptic...I decided I will do whatever he says not to do!

It worked in my favor..but Of curs,it had to backfire once...so this garden in ''Mandor'' that he said not to go to,which I insisted in seeing....Errr...it was like....aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

There were scores of monkeys...and a hundred beggar-street-performers...playin d traditional R'than violin thingy...even a 3 yr old kid demanding ''sahab bakshish karo''...although he was barely able to play d instrument...and going against all the instincts,that they will only exploit d kid,i gave him a 50 ka note...

Anyways...Jodhpur is a gr8 place for steal-deals...got nice shoes etc :D

of curs,mum got more stuff...still.... :P

the world is so unfair! :(

why do only women get more options in stuff to wear...etc...etc..? While we can buy,at most,a kurta...other than shirt n trousers..or maybe t-shirts..and the occasional suit..or maybe a dhoti...(Err..what was d point I was making btw?) :-|

still...bleh! :(

other than LyF conjuring crappy equations around me,dis trip SO rOCKZ!

Camel safari..kal-beliya's dance..(yes,they are semi-hot chicks,but rilly awesome dance...i was only focussing on the dance...what?!! Errr...Ok..Ok..i DiD ogle at two of d dancers..and took snaps with em after d dance... :D I SO luv accepting that I'm human,afterall.......... :P)

and not to forget....daal-baati....and churma..........Yummmmmmmmmyyyy!!

And I don't think many ppl will know bout it,but pokhran, known only for the nuclear test site, should also be famous for the ''Cham-Cham'' sweet made locally....oh man...it is SO awesome!! :D

for those having the doubt I think they're havin - yes,m gonna be more motu by the time I come back :P

Enzoi laaeef blaggurs!! :D

FTW Flights :-|

What is this fascination with airports..?

Why do people treat flying like an important/awesome event..?

I mean, for d heck of it, we're herded like cattle into a cramped space…and made to wait long periods of time...and then, when you reach your destination, thinkin it's all over..(?)...then comes the looooonnnnggggg wait for your baggage...

Airport baggage inventory system is FILO. First In Last Out. :-|

we'd reached first @ departures , m sure...cuz dad, with his over cautious ways, had told d cab, that r flight 4m Mumbai is @ 10:30 instead of the actual,11:30...which of course, got delayed to 12:30,is a different story. Sheesh!

So yeah, we reached first...and in baggage claim, we were the LAST ones to get our bags.

Ever had to wait at a baggage carousel…where each time a lot of bags comes, and you hope to see your bags in it...then they aren't...not in d next one...or d one after...not in d next gazillion ones..? N then in gazillion+1 lot, is ONE of your bags...and the others come in the gazillion+gazillion+1 lot..? FTW!!!!!??!!!!?????????

so, Yeah...for all d first-time fliers...DON'T FLY. Take a bloody 6-seater (a.k.a tum-tum) to Rajasthan, but not a plane. :-|

oh, n yes ,there still are people who have managed to keep away from ''anyone can fly now...fly instead of taking the railway'' etc etc. Dino-crap. Loose-motioned-Dino-crap.

And yes, how can I forget...ANYONE flies now. in this flight, I was witness to a sloth of blabbering, continuously hogging pack of gujju's. (i'm sorry, my gujju readers...i don't hate your caste...i jus hate your caste's guts and question the justification of your existence in places where I seek peace..)

argh! A good post soon...

:D

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BleH borin first two hotels :-|

Planning to stay in a Heritage hotel in Jodhpur..?

Don't!

sure,it's a heritage site...and has a myriad beautiful decorations...and d dining experience is gr8..the place looks awesome..

But that's about it. It looks Good. Period.

For ''spoilt'' people like me,who need their basic amenities,this isn't the place..

Dinner preparation - 2 hrs.

Hot water - 1/2 hr..by bucket..no running hot water..

Trained staff - 5 kms away,in d new-style hotels... :P

maybe our choice was wrong...but wateva :P

also,ditto for newly opened hotels..give em bout 2 yrs to learn d trade n be able to provide a remotely decent service quality.

Well,i hope at least d club-m resort in kumbalgarh rockz...I m sure it will :D

first day o d trip!!

Wild animal spotting on way to Jaisalmer!!

We saw-

1.many packs of deer (which used to scamper at the sight of any moving thing..cutest,furry little bastards...evar!)

2.loadsa chhotu..chhotu wabbits (none of which,to my dismay,said -eee...wasup doc? :P)

3.two neel guys..Err..gai's...(they're basically wild cattle...even d male is called gaai..pity d poor soul's ego issues)

4. a fiesty male goat (who was a wee-bit too interested in my handycam bag for some reason... :O)

5.of curs,camels,everywhere!! :D (p.s-they shit a lot,and the camel which I rode, used to burp so much,that we gave the camel-owner a pack of eno for the poor indigested camel hump)

Ah...who had thought we'd see so many animals on the first day in Rajasthan itself...?? :D

finally i am done with all d week's work!!

now i sit down to post my long-delayed Rajasthan trip blog posts.... :D

all posts being written in the trip itself, use it's tense....so don't get confused / angry / frustrated / belligerent (?)....

:P

Jus saw d movie...

had gone 4 a reception, when some of dad's friends suddenly decided to go for d movie.

so we ended up running helter-skelter all over d city, in our Honda City [;)] in search of tickets...and ended up at Inox ka 10:30 show...

Osum movie....but it lacks somewhere....i m not yet able to put my finger on it....but will figure it out after listening to people's reviews...

climax scene is very...VERY endearing....one of those, when d females HAVE to cry...and a glob makes itself known in d guys' throats...(we can't cry, can we?)

i feel , somewhere down the line, it loses the viewers' attention during the first half...where it gets a bit slow....Balki couldn't keep d pace "snap-snap"...work needed in that area...

but other than that, a good watch...worth d money...and i really don't see why AB senior is getting applause, if he is getting any....cuz simply put, WE CAN'T SEE HIM!!

tiz purely bout Auro...and he stands up to the task smartly...i think the director cutthe movie too short....there is a HUGE scope for addition....character development....and chemistry display between all of the relations...

totally loved d way d granny, or "bum" as auro calls her...jus gathers the sense to start muttering marriage rites on auro's death-bed wish....takes loadsa experience and guts as well as a sound mind to be able to do that in real life...to jus gather all the logic you have in you, and start doing the important/essential task...when none else is in their senses....have seen such people, and admire them thoroughly....

again, as i said...relationships that could've been worked on - Auro-Bum, Mum-Bum, Paa-Auro...and the list goes on...

i pity the director's shortage of film reel....all characters were portrayed so well...and everyone jus "clicked"....but had it been a bit longer.....!!!!!!

is Mr.Balki reading this?

balki, mai kahunga, Paa part Two banao... ;)

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oye!

m still on BRB mode....no, not d BRB you do to ppl you wanna ignore on IM's... :P

jus been running around TOOOOO much!

but what m doin running around's uninteresting...

jus wanna let my readers know...new post(s) comin up soon....an empty mind, and 8 days of holiday in Rajasthan....yes, my blog factory worked overtime....if i cud jus find time to connect me phone to d comp for half an hour, i would post all o them!!

soon...soon...!!! :D

NjoY LyF! :D