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another boring wedding...

wtf's up with these weddings man!! :(

^^ this is exactly how i feel 2 d thought of another wedding ^^

yes, and i am, of course, with the belly et all. :P

except, i am not as cute as d kid...m WAY hotter...!!

alright...alright.. quit laughing at anything i write, will you? :P

so i attended another one of these...and even my worst experiences hadn't prepared me for this double-triple-whammy of a goof-up and irritation-inciter!! :O

ok, to give you a general background..

weddings in Pune...or any other rural setting (yes, Pune is still rural in terms of marriage ceremonies), tend to have a liberal showering of "सत्कार"s...or honorarium of the present dignitaries..

dignitaries present and honoured at the hands of senior family members, will range from local politicians , to the super-bosses of the groom / bride...

as also, our "Maratha" weddings, are known for their punctually running late, of the "auspicious time" by a minimum of half hour....upto 2 hours late. :-|

so, this one was scheduled at 6 p.m. and i was at home at 5.45 p.m.

yes, i reached d venue, which was a good 20 km away, at 6:30, and witnessed d "बारात" about half a kilometre before the venue...and winked to mom, who was getting hyper lest we miss the marriage time, saying > "i'd told you so...." :P

and here is an illustration of how a typical बारात looks.. :P

and then came the real shocker! :O

as usual, the already-late ceremony, was delayed by another half hour , due to the "सत्कार" shit happening...during which i was like >>

and then, FINALLY they started the  मंगलाष्टका ...

and lo and behold!!

after just two of the 7 मंगलाष्टका s were over, they stopped it...for ..... yes, you guessed it.....ANOTHER round of "सत्कार"s... :O

i was too shocked, flabbergasted, and laughin my effin a$$ off after that... :P

{illustration for the benefit of my friends asking me wtf does roflmao mean..."Roll On the Floor, Laughin My A$$ Off"}




i mean, this one takes d CAKE! :P

another illustration on my ever-present argument.....NEVER make friends with the TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) or their fan-following :O

i mean...wtf!! :O

Miso Ramen n Pepperoni Pizza cake??!!!!!

whew!! m i happy to be friends with people who are content with chocolate and the regular tid-bits like fresh cream butterscotch..or the i-bow-in-thine-presence..cheese cake!! (yum) *slurp slurp*

i lurv you guys who brought me the two choco-licious cakes...jus something worth a re-mention.... *blush* *gobble - gobble*


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