As i Mature...

As i mature...I've learned that you can't make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. :P

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. X-(

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. :O

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you better have a big willy or huge boobs. ;)

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.

They are more screwed up than you think...

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. ;)

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place. :P

I've learned that 99 of the time, when something isn't working in your house, one of the kids did it. :D

I've learned that the people you care most about in life, are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.. :(

On the Confusing Side of 25..

‎23-25 is not a nice age for a man.... 


your ex-gfs are getting married , 


Your career has just started, 


Elders treat you as unproven theorems, 


College guys feel that you are too old to have in their group... 


You seem to enjoy both cartoons and the news. 


You can no longer eat whatever you wish without putting on weight. 


You look like an ape if you don’t shave daily. 


You are not invited for weekend cricket matches . 


Every Aunty you meet asks “Shaadi kab kar rahe ho beta!!” 


while uncle asks “Career ka kya socha hai beta…”.. 








When the reality is that you are just riding the wave and going with the flow… 


You have all the confidence in the world but little achievements to show, 


You already have the first hand experience of life , 


You know that whatever you have been taught about the world in schools has been sheer 


waste of time. 


You can be denied a job even after passing the test and you could be given a job if you 


know someone placed high enough… 


Politics till now was a dirty word but now you feel it everywhere. 


You know now love is not that blind and that friendship has its terms and conditions. .


You know there is nothing for granted and free lunches are not free… 






Your overconfidence is now making way for....


 a humble conscience! :)

Tree-ally bad :(

The beautiful rubber tree...
from my balcony i always used to see...

in rains it looked like a majestic umbrella...
in the suns it used to provide shade like a good fella... :D

many a rainy days and evenings i spent...
looking at the raindrops fall off it's shoulders magnificent...

and it hid from prying neighbors...the door to my room...
now privacy has taken a sudden fall...and gone to it's doom..!! :O

for my beautiful green friend has been felled by the corporation...
no end i can see to my grieving...this empty sensation..!!

my friend was cut down...oh how he bled white blood...
tears came non stop...it was like a flood..!! :(

oh dear rubber tree...we won't forget thee...
in our minds and photos u will live for...eternity..!! :)

- dedicated to a rubber tree just outside my room balcony...which was felled today... :)

How to Ride a Bike in Pune - 01

Pune is notorious for it's "scarce" traffic...and the "wonderful" driving sense of it's citizens...and like any other almost-metro city, it retains the image very well.

So here are some pointers on how to drive / ride in the city...and live to tell about it! :P

1. Have a kickass bike..

Ok. Really? This is what u got? :|

more like >>>>

yeah! Now you are talking!

2. Don't give a SHIT about other people on the road.

Act as if u own the road. And the footpath. And the dividers too. :P

3. Curse at least once every 4 minutes at a random rider/ driver...asking them if they think the road belongs to their father (s) :P

4. Get training in cross-country riding...it is a MUST , since u r driving on potholes, with some patches of roads in between.... 

5. Grow a kick-ass beard and have a constant angry look on your face. Somewhat like this >>

6. If any one cuts your path wrongly, give people the "rock" look...

Ok u might not have d muscles...but yeah...

7. now u will ask what bout d gals?

well my dear female readers...you have been granted unlimited power to accelerate / brake / turn / ram into other vehicles...as per your fancy. we have officially declared female drivers / riders in pune a "chalta-firta" accident zone. :P

since u have gotten the idea from the title, this is the first part of many in this series...

ur contributions on the topic of discussion are welcome ;)

NjoY LyF guys! :D

Idiotic Writer

i write for my own...
and i like talking on the phone..!!

writing comes naturally to me...like breathing...
having a tel malish champi is so soothing..!!

writers tend to be weird thinkers they say...
my gym instructors always tried to sell me protein whey..!!

writer's block...i will kill you one day...
ooh...is that a cadbury dairy milk in that tray? :D

NjoY LyF Bloggers! :D

alone..

i like sitting alone in a crowded place...

makes me feel like being a part of something...

many unknown faces....and a few familiar i can trace...

sad, happy, confused, and a few faces loathing...

they wonder whether in loneliness i seek solace...

but what they don't know...is that inside me..there's nothing...

i sit alone in a crowded cafe many times...

enjoying the bliss of being able to breath...just being alive....

there are no dreams to compete...no need to compose beautiful rhymes...

no need to dance....not salsa...chacha...or jive...

i take each moment with a generous sprinkling of limes...

as everyone around me hurries like in a bee hive...

i like being with myself more than anyone else...

for i don't need to pretend...or change to become what someone else expects...

i stand alone, casting on passers-by wonderful spells...

trying to be that someone that everyone likes and respects...

in reality i am just taking in the sights, sounds and smells...

hoping i am not the geeky kid that everyone rejects...

i paint a picture with my brush that has really worn off...

i try and make it beautiful for those around me...

the worst thing is, that i am really afraid they will scoff...

make fun of my picture and try to change it to what they want to see...

and yet i keep trying...to fill this empty trough...

oh will you buy my picture...help me to be myself...set me free...?

i like sitting alone in a crowded place...

makes me feel like being a part of something...

i sit alone in a crowded cafe many times...

enjoying the bliss of being alive...just being alive....

i like being with myself more than anyone else...

for i don't need to pretend...or change to become what someone else expects...

i paint a picture with my brush that has really worn off...

i try and make it beautiful for those around me.................

NjoY LyF BloggerZ :)

Chaddi Jaisa Rang hai Tera...

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..
Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal... :D

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Jis raste se tu gujre, voh cactus se bhar jaye
Jis galli se tu gujre, voh choohon se bhar jaye
Tere pair ki bhayanak aahat sote bhoot jagaye
Jo patthar choo le gori tu voh koyla ban jaye!!

Tu jisko mil jaye voh, tu jisko mil jaye
Vo ho jaye transfer to bengal.... (dont get me wrong...Bengal is a good place...really...VERY clean... :P TeeHee)
Ek tuhi bekaar hai gori, baaki sub hai kamaal
Kachhe jaisa rang hai tera, friendship band jaise baal..!! (what? it can be ok! )
Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!! :P

Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Tu idiot na jane tera mazaak udate hai hum log!! :P

Chehra bhar bhar thookein tujhpe aate jaate log
Chail chabeeli rani thoda, Chail chabeeli rani thoda
pocket se rumal nikaal....

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!
Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob
Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob

Ghazalen hon ya geet hon mere sub mein tera Bhoot!!

Yunhi chamakti rahe hamesha mere room ki light...andhera ho ya dhoop
Kyonki Dar lagta hai...

Kyonki Dar lagta hai...

Kahise tu aa na jaae chudail.....

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Wah Wah!

(yes, there is still a restraining order on those of you trying to find me to murder me. :|

art ki koi kadar hi nahi!)

aye! tomato kisne maara?

ooh...tomato soup!

ek-do ande bhi maar do yaaro....omlette se pet bhar loonga :D

;)

Njoy LyF BloggerZZ :D

Kehte hai..

Kehte hai k pahado k paar hai ik chhotasa gaanv..
Jaha havaen hai thodi zyada madmast..

Hai waha ek sapno ka jahaan..
Jo sab hai dhoondte khwabo me jhoomte mast..

Kehte hai saare jawab yaha likhe hai..
Gilo shikwo ka nahi hai pata..

Jo yaha ek baar aa jaae wo ho jata hai yahi ka..
Chaahe jitni koshish karo..wapis wo nahi jaata..

Kehte hai k sapno ka Ye jahan har kisi ko nahi hota haasil..
Yaha aane k lie hai sab hi bekaraar..

Bus koi mujhe paar kara de ye pathrile pahad..
Bus pohoch pau sapno k jahan me ik baar..

Kehte hai k pahado k paar hai ik chhotasa gaanv..
Jaha havaen hai thodi zyada madmast..

Hai waha ek sapno ka jahaan..
Jo sab hai dhoondte khwabo me jhoomte mast..

;)

NjoY LyF bloggers :)

Why is man such a territorial beast?

Why are their classifications based on which place someone comes from?

For that matter, there are quite a few territorial animals too...but they at least stick to their demarcated zone for claiming ownership over land...but we humans tend to go beyond the limits of land and territory.

We want to claim ownership on mannerisms...appearance...food that we cook...the way that we speak...

But then, in a way doesn't that lend us individuality too?

My question is, how far are we going to go to maintain this individuality...?

Also, how long can we survive in seclusion? We think we are self-sufficient as far as resources for survival are concerned...but has anyone tried to see the larger picture?

That if we want to be in existence for a longer period, we need to come together and take decisions.

The separation i am talking about is not the one based on religion / language / geography...

The territory that i want to unite, is the decisions taken as a human whole...i am talking about nuclear energy...i am talking about developing economical means of powering our world...renewable sources of energy...cuz in the long run, all other things will take a back seat...

Imagine a scenario where there is no fossil fuel to burn in ur vehicles...no sun to cover our heads, because the smog from the burnt out fossil fuels covers our skies in too thick a blanket to let it shine through...THEN talk to me about hindu-muslim...or any other religious factions for that matter...i would LoVe to debate on that then. :|

In our quest for current survival, we have almost completely forgotten to ensure that we can survive tomorrow also... :)

I for one, do not believe in reproduction, seeing as to how much all my “fellow” human beings are already doing in that regard...so, although i might not be planning to add to the horde of resource consumers, there are many more who will be...

what i am saying here...if am saying anything...is not something new...these very things have been said by many before me...

There needs to be a way to put in place a “chakra” or cycle of utilisation.

The resources we use, should be renewed...they should be put back in the environment...there should be a cycle of origin-growth-utilisation-development-origin..........

High time we did this people...

Because i ain't d one leaving behind offsprings...those who are, better stand up n listen :)

thus ends another random blog post :P :P

NjoY LyF bloggerzz :D