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why do you want to have kids?

yes, after questioning marriage, i am back with questioning the need to have kids.... :P

ok , before u jump to conclusions, like a "friend" of mine did....i have NOT married!!....yet... :P

so the other day, i was having a discussion as to why does anyone want to have kids?

reasons to NOT have 'em - 

1. Noisy ;

2.Smelly ;

3. Tendency to poop at random places ;

4. Repetition of what you say, as soon as they start talking.....yes, i say some fucked up weird shit ya know?

get me? :P

5. will make ur house / rooms that they have access to, as can be seen in d pic above ^^

6. u need to spend a LOT on them....dude....new clothes....new crib....new cycle....new @#$@$%!$#@%

'nuf said!

7. end of ur and ur spouse's romantic life....or...ummm...ur "life partner"s....i wanna be in d good books of people with all kinds of sexual preferences ya know? :P

8. (damn this list is long) they wanna take over ur t.v remote / bike / car / (worst case, like in mine...i.e., d reverse ...i.e where i am d kid...sheeh) ur business!!!

so, yeah....i think i made my point....

when i got a piercing pain in my right ear..!!

yep. mom and dad. wrenching my ear like it's a bottle of "goti soda" and their hands are the openers...

ummm...what's goti soda? hit d link above ^^

looks something like this >>

(don't you get really irritated when i go totally off-point and put some weird and random pics in my posts? :P)

AND here we are with the reasons to have em....

of course, with d BLUE text showing my counter-arguments... :P

1. you are furthering your lineage

(ummm...as aptly pointed out in my previous post i think my cousins are doing a pretty good job of it....i got at least 2 dozen nieces and nephews....and more coming, as i hear...lineage continuation established...ftw!!)

2. you need support in your old age

(i shall buy a friggin walking stick! as i can see myself, and my generation....we SOMEHOW manage to take care of ourselves {with a few exceptions} ...let alone taking care of you....{as mom keeps saying to me}...and hell no, i don't wanna depend on a kid to take care of me in my old age.....i shall take care of my own self....and my spouse, IF i end up making d mistake called marriage....else i can live on some bread...and mayo....and some chips....and maybe a burger once a week....shit! i gotta start saving money!! O.o )

3. you are furthering your gene pool by reproducing

(now, to this one i say - T-Rex Shit! {yeah...bull didn't seem to cut it enuf} damn d gene pool....i ain't gonna go through hell for furthering something that i don't care at all about!!)

4. we wanna see our grandchildren's faces!!

(refer previous post again... :P you can see the faces of d kids of my cousins and get over it...they're technically your grandchildren only....and please....you will see more than their faces if i bring them into this world....poo...pee...random mud etc shit brought from playing ground revelries...blood....broken bones...bricks...mortar....  ok..ok..that went a bit too far...but you get d point....)

that takes care of 'em....

and then i hit upon a brilliant post on the subject by a blogger i simply adore!!! :D

i think you should read it, in order to understand what i mean to say, and am clearly failing to do :P

for now, reproduction is a BIG no-no.....and i shall carry condoms with me all d time....

cuz i get laid every night...right? :P

NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D