Thursday, August 18, 2011

Chaddi Jaisa Rang hai Tera...





Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..
Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal... :D

Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...


Jis raste se tu gujre, voh cactus se bhar jaye
Jis galli se tu gujre, voh choohon se bhar jaye
Tere pair ki bhayanak aahat sote bhoot jagaye
Jo patthar choo le gori tu voh koyla ban jaye!!

Tu jisko mil jaye voh, tu jisko mil jaye
Vo ho jaye transfer to bengal.... (dont get me wrong...Bengal is a good place...really...VERY clean... :P TeeHee)
Ek tuhi bekaar hai gori, baaki sub hai kamaal
Kachhe jaisa rang hai tera, friendship band jaise baal..!! (what? it can be ok! )
Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!! :P

Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Jo be-rang ho us par kya kya rang jamate log
Tu idiot na jane tera mazaak udate hai hum log!! :P

Chehra bhar bhar thookein tujhpe aate jaate log
Chail chabeeli rani thoda, Chail chabeeli rani thoda
pocket se rumal nikaal....

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!
Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!
Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....

Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob
Dhanak ghata kaliyan aur taare, sub hain darte khoob

Ghazalen hon ya geet hon mere sub mein tera Bhoot!!

Yunhi chamakti rahe hamesha mere room ki light...andhera ho ya dhoop
Kyonki Dar lagta hai...
Kyonki Dar lagta hai...
Kahise tu aa na jaae chudail.....

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...
Chaddi jaisa rang hai tera, naade jaise baal..

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!
Toilet jaisa rang hai tera, noodles jaise baal!!

Ek tuhi bakwas hai gori, baaki sub hai maal...

Ek tuhi pehelvaan hai gori, baaki sub size zero maal!!

Ek tuhi maruti van hai gori, baaki sub BMW, Audi, Merc and all....



Wah Wah!

(yes, there is still a restraining order on those of you trying to find me to murder me. :|
art ki koi kadar hi nahi!)

aye! tomato kisne maara?
ooh...tomato soup!
ek-do ande bhi maar do yaaro....omlette se pet bhar loonga :D





;)

Njoy LyF BloggerZZ :D

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Kehte hai..

Kehte hai k pahado k paar hai ik chhotasa gaanv..
Jaha havaen hai thodi zyada madmast..

Hai waha ek sapno ka jahaan..
Jo sab hai dhoondte khwabo me jhoomte mast..

Kehte hai saare jawab yaha likhe hai..
Gilo shikwo ka nahi hai pata..

Jo yaha ek baar aa jaae wo ho jata hai yahi ka..
Chaahe jitni koshish karo..wapis wo nahi jaata..

Kehte hai k sapno ka Ye jahan har kisi ko nahi hota haasil..
Yaha aane k lie hai sab hi bekaraar..

Bus koi mujhe paar kara de ye pathrile pahad..
Bus pohoch pau sapno k jahan me ik baar..

Kehte hai k pahado k paar hai ik chhotasa gaanv..
Jaha havaen hai thodi zyada madmast..

Hai waha ek sapno ka jahaan..
Jo sab hai dhoondte khwabo me jhoomte mast..

;)

NjoY LyF bloggers :)


Saturday, July 23, 2011





Why is man such a territorial beast?

Why are their classifications based on which place someone comes from?

For that matter, there are quite a few territorial animals too...but they at least stick to their demarcated zone for claiming ownership over land...but we humans tend to go beyond the limits of land and territory.

We want to claim ownership on mannerisms...appearance...food that we cook...the way that we speak...

But then, in a way doesn't that lend us individuality too?

My question is, how far are we going to go to maintain this individuality...?

Also, how long can we survive in seclusion? We think we are self-sufficient as far as resources for survival are concerned...but has anyone tried to see the larger picture?

That if we want to be in existence for a longer period, we need to come together and take decisions.

The separation i am talking about is not the one based on religion / language / geography...

The territory that i want to unite, is the decisions taken as a human whole...i am talking about nuclear energy...i am talking about developing economical means of powering our world...renewable sources of energy...cuz in the long run, all other things will take a back seat...

Imagine a scenario where there is no fossil fuel to burn in ur vehicles...no sun to cover our heads, because the smog from the burnt out fossil fuels covers our skies in too thick a blanket to let it shine through...THEN talk to me about hindu-muslim...or any other religious factions for that matter...i would LoVe to debate on that then. :|

In our quest for current survival, we have almost completely forgotten to ensure that we can survive tomorrow also... :)

I for one, do not believe in reproduction, seeing as to how much all my “fellow” human beings are already doing in that regard...so, although i might not be planning to add to the horde of resource consumers, there are many more who will be...

what i am saying here...if am saying anything...is not something new...these very things have been said by many before me...

There needs to be a way to put in place a “chakra” or cycle of utilisation.

The resources we use, should be renewed...they should be put back in the environment...there should be a cycle of origin-growth-utilisation-development-origin..........



High time we did this people...

Because i ain't d one leaving behind offsprings...those who are, better stand up n listen :)

thus ends another random blog post :P :P

NjoY LyF bloggerzz :D

Monday, July 11, 2011

evil inSide


i am evil inside...
not that i look angelic, outside...

i think of devious revenge...
a methodic culmination..of those i wish to avenge...

a violet bloodied flame lies within...
broken souls...with no hopes against me to win...

the dark innards consume any light...
you don't want to be in this plight...

lacerated hands..bloodied by the kill...
a gash in the soul..i put for a thrill...

a flare becomes an inferno in a moment...
a simple glimpse of it...and the light will b bent...

for i am pure evil inside...
waiting to take you on a cadaverous ride...

^_^
\m/



Friday, July 01, 2011



Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
Cuz only there u wont sue me for that...


Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show me ur new Car.. :|



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that ur pants are.....not on...
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my house! You idiotic Perv!
And my rant will go on and on






Love can touch us one time
And you'll be scarred for lifetime
And never let go till she's gone



Love was when I loved you

And Hate was When i Hated You!! (Duh!)
In my life we'll always Rock ON!! \m/ (Hai ye wakt ka ishaara!!)


Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the ur shirt too...is gone!! (kameene!!)
Once more you open the door
And that's it i m callin d cops :|
And ur Jail Term... will go on and on....

You're here, that's d only thing I fear!!
And i hope...it's my gun that...my left hand is on...
We'll stay forever this way!!
i just ate...some potatoes...
And my fart will go on and on...
(tarrrr....tarrrr.....plebhhhhttttccc)







suffer of 69..







I got my first real g-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled (with a G-String???)
Cuz It was the summer of '69 (oh-kayyyy)

Me and some guys from school
Went to Gym and we tried real hard....
Jimmy quit and Jody got married (WTF married?)
I shoulda known we'd never get to the Marathon...

Oh when I look back now..
Those work-outs seemed to last forever..
And if I had the choice..
Ya - I'd NEVER wanna be there...
Those were the WORST days of my life...!!

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'..
When you got a job to do.. (True True)
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in.. (U Bloody Loosarrr)
And that's when I met you... (chaavat! porinkade baghto!) :P

Standin with ur mama's torch..
You told me that you'd wait forever... (Loosarrr no.2 :| )
Oh and when you held my hand... 
I knew that it was now or never...
That if u let go of my Hand...
I would grab ur purse and make a dash for it!!! (teehee)


Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time... (yeah cuz we are time killarrrsss!!)
We were young and restless.. (new daily soap name....young and restless....not THAT kind of serial ppl :| sheeh :| )


We needed to unwind... (like clocks? really? wth ARE u?? :O)
I guess nothin' can last forever, no... 


(now this one depends on your definition of forever...never say forever cuz it means never....and forever is a figment of imagination as there cannot be a witness to said time frame....wait...am i digressing...?? ANYWAY...moving on..)

And now the times are changin'.. (irrelevant paraphernalia)
Look at everything that's come and gone... (yeah...all the current's...ex'es...flings....not-just-friends...oh-we're-only-friends...etc etc.....blabbety blabbety blah!)

Sometimes when I play with that old g-string (ewww grosse dude!)
I think about ya wonder what went wrong... (THAT right there DUDE! playing with a g-string? really? and u need to know WHAT went wrong???? O_o)

Standin' on a mama's porch..
You told me it would last forever...
Oh the way you held my hand...
I knew that it was now or never....
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69 




:D :D


Thank you...Thank You...


No Violens Pliz Ppl :|

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Of Scooter Rides in the Rains.....

i recently rediscovered the FUN of riding a scooter...

which made me look like this >>


Whenever my dad goes out of town, i am the bali-ka-bakra for getting his scooter serviced and maintained etc..

i ALWAYS crib about this...

but what many ppl don't know, is that i secretly LOVE riding d Activa...



so why is it so much fun to ride?

for starters, NO CLUTCH / GEAR jhanjhat :P

i LoVe d freedom it gives you....u can ride with just one hand most of d time...

and it feels brilliant...

and with my recent (ahem) weight loss (cough-what weight loss-cough) it runs even faster...and it picks up speed also pretty nicely...what? i HAD lost 200 gms today morning ok...just before i consumed the 6-pack of ferrero rocher.... :P

and especially in the rains...it is BliSS to have a compartment to store ur jacket and other sensitive-to-water stuff...

and u can simply run into puddles...and splash water on by-goers :P



but the best part is, not having wet legs!

errr....stop thinking idiotic things u a$$%^@#S!! :P

so till i get this scooter, m gonna imagine i m on it only...



GOD save those whom i overtake etc... :P


until next time...

NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D

Monday, May 09, 2011

Hum Tum...Ek Kamre Me..............


Baahar se koi andar na aa sake
Andar se koi baahar na jaa sake
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...Tihar Jail Me....
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho... ;)



Tere nainon ki bhoolbhulaiya mein....Akshay Kumar Mil Jaaye..... :P


Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho, aur Internet Down Ho Jaaye!!!


*Oh Noes!!!* :S




Aage ho ghanghor andhera...
FB profile me Dikhe na Mera Chehra.... :(



Twitter pe jaana ho mushkil...
Orkut pe Jaaneka kare Dil...!!!





Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho...
Socho kabhi Aisa ho to kya Ho...


Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho...
Google Maps band ho jaaye...!!! :S

*oh..we're f^^ked now bro!*



Hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho, aur 3G Band ho jaaye....


Teri baiyaan ke jhoole mein saiyaan, 3G hotspot waste ho jae!!!!

Basti se door, parbat ke peechhe
Masti mein choor ghane pedon ke neeche
Andekhi anjaani si tablet ho
Bas ek hum ho, duja hi-speed network ho...!!!


Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...
Hum tum ek jungle se guzre, aur sher aa jaaye... Sher se main kahoon tumko chhod de agar... To use dikhaunga Jungle Book, YouTube par... :D


Kya hoga kal kisko khabar hai
Aaj chalu....na Jaane kal kaunsa Mall Down Under Hai....


Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...
Hum tum server room mein band ho, aur Admin chhuti pe chala jaaye.... Tere network ke bhoolbhulaiya mein...
1 GBPS connection Mil jaaye...

Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho...
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(Statutory Warning - trying to track down the poet and / or his computer in order to destroy it, will prove to be a waste of time...i have an android phone...and a netbook....and 15 desktops in office. You CanNot Stop Me....BuhahahahaHAHAHhahaha :P ) 
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P.S. : - the Links ARE funny and interesting...one or two are ads or informative...but others are strictly for leisure viewing! Dare You see them outside ur office! :P
NjoY LyF bloggers :D

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

bitchy beach!!

there!

now that i have a serious post out of my way....here comes another one of those "were-you-even-thinking-while-writing-this-poem" poems :P

mwahahahahaha :P


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sometimes i think...life is a bitch...
and that is when i pack my bags...and head for the beach...



the ups and downs make for a miserable life...
and i need to keep reminding myself....i can't stab people with a knife!! :P



when i feel like killing someone....or stabbing them to death for a lesson i want to teach...
that's when i pack my bags....and head for the beach...



what do u do in goa all the time my mom asked...
well i think the secrets are better left masked... ;)




i love to drive to goa...
on reaching i feel i have built the Arc of Noah..!!



i couldn't find another word rhyming with Goa...
so here it is all over again...Noah Noah Noah! :P



how could i have missed it! it was all i did in Goa..
the beaches...the babes...and all surroundings made me go....WHOA! :P



that's why every time i think life is a bitch....
i pack my bags...and head for the beach!!! :D







no rhyme...no poetic sense....nothing whatsoever!

sheeh...i suck at poetry! :P


mwahahahahahah :P

NjoY LyF bloggerzzz :D

Monday, March 14, 2011

Here i Am


Here i AM...this is Me...
you wont get a better bargain in the Flea...

Here i am...it's just me and You...
Just shoot me now..or i'll throw my shoe..!!

It's a new World...it's a New Start..
wait m not so sure...but did u just Fart..??!!!

It's a new Day...it's a New Plan...
I wanna drive my neighbor's Maruti Van..!! :P

HeRe i aM....

Here we are...we've Just begun...
u better walk away....or later you'll have to Run...

Ya here we are...still goin strong...
i think i like Bryan Adam's Song... :D

Here i am ... next to you...
Don't you wish i wasn't ur brain goin thru...?? :P

Here i am...where m gonna stay...
This is the song on my mind....since morning today!!! :D


P.S. : Don't try to kill me....many more ppl wanna do the same right now :P and if you DO wanna do it...chalo bhai...line me lag jao...chalo... :P



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