Why is man such a territorial beast?

Why are their classifications based on which place someone comes from?

For that matter, there are quite a few territorial animals too...but they at least stick to their demarcated zone for claiming ownership over land...but we humans tend to go beyond the limits of land and territory.

We want to claim ownership on mannerisms...appearance...food that we cook...the way that we speak...

But then, in a way doesn't that lend us individuality too?

My question is, how far are we going to go to maintain this individuality...?

Also, how long can we survive in seclusion? We think we are self-sufficient as far as resources for survival are concerned...but has anyone tried to see the larger picture?

That if we want to be in existence for a longer period, we need to come together and take decisions.

The separation i am talking about is not the one based on religion / language / geography...

The territory that i want to unite, is the decisions taken as a human whole...i am talking about nuclear energy...i am talking about developing economical means of powering our world...renewable sources of energy...cuz in the long run, all other things will take a back seat...

Imagine a scenario where there is no fossil fuel to burn in ur vehicles...no sun to cover our heads, because the smog from the burnt out fossil fuels covers our skies in too thick a blanket to let it shine through...THEN talk to me about hindu-muslim...or any other religious factions for that matter...i would LoVe to debate on that then. :|

In our quest for current survival, we have almost completely forgotten to ensure that we can survive tomorrow also... :)

I for one, do not believe in reproduction, seeing as to how much all my “fellow” human beings are already doing in that regard...so, although i might not be planning to add to the horde of resource consumers, there are many more who will be...

what i am saying here...if am saying anything...is not something new...these very things have been said by many before me...

There needs to be a way to put in place a “chakra” or cycle of utilisation.

The resources we use, should be renewed...they should be put back in the environment...there should be a cycle of origin-growth-utilisation-development-origin..........

High time we did this people...

Because i ain't d one leaving behind offsprings...those who are, better stand up n listen :)

thus ends another random blog post :P :P

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evil inSide

i am evil inside...

not that i look angelic, outside...

i think of devious revenge...

a methodic culmination..of those i wish to avenge...

a violet bloodied flame lies within...

broken souls...with no hopes against me to win...

the dark innards consume any light...

you don't want to be in this plight...

lacerated hands..bloodied by the kill...

a gash in the soul..i put for a thrill...

a flare becomes an inferno in a moment...

a simple glimpse of it...and the light will b bent...

for i am pure evil inside...

waiting to take you on a cadaverous ride...

^_^

\m/

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
Cuz only there u wont sue me for that...


Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show me ur new Car.. :|



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that ur pants are.....not on...
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my house! You idiotic Perv!
And my rant will go on and on






Love can touch us one time
And you'll be scarred for lifetime
And never let go till she's gone



Love was when I loved you
And Hate was When i Hated You!! (Duh!)
In my life we'll always Rock ON!! \m/ (Hai ye wakt ka ishaara!!)


Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the ur shirt too...is gone!! (kameene!!)
Once more you open the door
And that's it i m callin d cops :|
And ur Jail Term... will go on and on....

You're here, that's d only thing I fear!!
And i hope...it's my gun that...my left hand is on...
We'll stay forever this way!!
i just ate...some potatoes...
And my fart will go on and on... (tarrrr....tarrrr.....plebhhhhttttccc)

suffer of 69..

I got my first real g-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled (with a G-String???)
Cuz It was the summer of '69 (oh-kayyyy)

Me and some guys from school
Went to Gym and we tried real hard....
Jimmy quit and Jody got married (WTF married?)
I shoulda known we'd never get to the Marathon...

Oh when I look back now..
Those work-outs seemed to last forever..
And if I had the choice..
Ya - I'd NEVER wanna be there...
Those were the WORST days of my life...!!

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'..
When you got a job to do.. (True True)
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in.. (U Bloody Loosarrr)
And that's when I met you... (chaavat! porinkade baghto!) :P

Standin with ur mama's torch..
You told me that you'd wait forever... (Loosarrr no.2 :| )
Oh and when you held my hand... 
I knew that it was now or never...
That if u let go of my Hand...
I would grab ur purse and make a dash for it!!! (teehee)


Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time... (yeah cuz we are time killarrrsss!!)
We were young and restless.. (new daily soap name....young and restless....not THAT kind of serial ppl :| sheeh :| )


We needed to unwind... (like clocks? really? wth ARE u?? :O)
I guess nothin' can last forever, no... 


(now this one depends on your definition of forever...never say forever cuz it means never....and forever is a figment of imagination as there cannot be a witness to said time frame....wait...am i digressing...?? ANYWAY...moving on..)

And now the times are changin'.. (irrelevant paraphernalia)
Look at everything that's come and gone... (yeah...all the current's...ex'es...flings....not-just-friends...oh-we're-only-friends...etc etc.....blabbety blabbety blah!)

Sometimes when I play with that old g-string (ewww grosse dude!)
I think about ya wonder what went wrong... (THAT right there DUDE! playing with a g-string? really? and u need to know WHAT went wrong???? O_o)

Standin' on a mama's porch..
You told me it would last forever...
Oh the way you held my hand...
I knew that it was now or never....
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69 




:D :D


Thank you...Thank You...


No Violens Pliz Ppl :|

Of Scooter Rides in the Rains.....

i recently rediscovered the FUN of riding a scooter...

which made me look like this >>

Whenever my dad goes out of town, i am the bali-ka-bakra for getting his scooter serviced and maintained etc..

i ALWAYS crib about this...

but what many ppl don't know, is that i secretly LOVE riding d Activa...

so why is it so much fun to ride?

for starters, NO CLUTCH / GEAR jhanjhat :P

i LoVe d freedom it gives you....u can ride with just one hand most of d time...

and it feels brilliant...

and with my recent (ahem) weight loss (cough-what weight loss-cough) it runs even faster...and it picks up speed also pretty nicely...what? i HAD lost 200 gms today morning ok...just before i consumed the 6-pack of ferrero rocher.... :P

and especially in the rains...it is BliSS to have a compartment to store ur jacket and other sensitive-to-water stuff...

and u can simply run into puddles...and splash water on by-goers :P

but the best part is, not having wet legs!

errr....stop thinking idiotic things u a$$%^@#S!! :P

so till i get this scooter, m gonna imagine i m on it only...

GOD save those whom i overtake etc... :P


until next time...

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Hum Tum...Ek Kamre Me..............

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bitchy beach!!

there!

now that i have a serious post out of my way....here comes another one of those "were-you-even-thinking-while-writing-this-poem" poems :P

mwahahahahaha :P


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sometimes i think...life is a bitch...
and that is when i pack my bags...and head for the beach...



the ups and downs make for a miserable life...
and i need to keep reminding myself....i can't stab people with a knife!! :P



when i feel like killing someone....or stabbing them to death for a lesson i want to teach...
that's when i pack my bags....and head for the beach...



what do u do in goa all the time my mom asked...
well i think the secrets are better left masked... ;)

i love to drive to goa...
on reaching i feel i have built the Arc of Noah..!!



i couldn't find another word rhyming with Goa...
so here it is all over again...Noah Noah Noah! :P



how could i have missed it! it was all i did in Goa..
the beaches...the babes...and all surroundings made me go....WHOA! :P



that's why every time i think life is a bitch....
i pack my bags...and head for the beach!!! :D

no rhyme...no poetic sense....nothing whatsoever!

sheeh...i suck at poetry! :P


mwahahahahahah :P

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Here i Am

Here i AM...this is Me...

you wont get a better bargain in the Flea...

Here i am...it's just me and You...

Just shoot me now..or i'll throw my shoe..!!

It's a new World...it's a New Start..

wait m not so sure...but did u just Fart..??!!!

It's a new Day...it's a New Plan...

I wanna drive my neighbor's Maruti Van..!! :P

HeRe i aM....

Here we are...we've Just begun...

u better walk away....or later you'll have to Run...

Ya here we are...still goin strong...

i think i like Bryan Adam's Song... :D

Here i am ... next to you...

Don't you wish i wasn't ur brain goin thru...?? :P

Here i am...where m gonna stay...

This is the song on my mind....since morning today!!! :D

P.S. : Don't try to kill me....many more ppl wanna do the same right now :P and if you DO wanna do it...chalo bhai...line me lag jao...chalo... :P

why do you want to have kids?

yes, after questioning marriage, i am back with questioning the need to have kids.... :P

ok , before u jump to conclusions, like a "friend" of mine did....i have NOT married!!....yet... :P

so the other day, i was having a discussion as to why does anyone want to have kids?

reasons to NOT have 'em - 

1. Noisy ;

2.Smelly ;

3. Tendency to poop at random places ;

4. Repetition of what you say, as soon as they start talking.....yes, i say some fucked up weird shit ya know?

get me? :P

5. will make ur house / rooms that they have access to, as can be seen in d pic above ^^

6. u need to spend a LOT on them....dude....new clothes....new crib....new cycle....new @#$@$%!$#@%

'nuf said!

7. end of ur and ur spouse's romantic life....or...ummm...ur "life partner"s....i wanna be in d good books of people with all kinds of sexual preferences ya know? :P

8. (damn this list is long) they wanna take over ur t.v remote / bike / car / (worst case, like in mine...i.e., d reverse ...i.e where i am d kid...sheeh) ur business!!!

so, yeah....i think i made my point....

when i got a piercing pain in my right ear..!!

yep. mom and dad. wrenching my ear like it's a bottle of "goti soda" and their hands are the openers...

ummm...what's goti soda? hit d link above ^^

looks something like this >>

(don't you get really irritated when i go totally off-point and put some weird and random pics in my posts? :P)

AND here we are with the reasons to have em....

of course, with d BLUE text showing my counter-arguments... :P

1. you are furthering your lineage

(ummm...as aptly pointed out in my previous post i think my cousins are doing a pretty good job of it....i got at least 2 dozen nieces and nephews....and more coming, as i hear...lineage continuation established...ftw!!)

2. you need support in your old age

(i shall buy a friggin walking stick! as i can see myself, and my generation....we SOMEHOW manage to take care of ourselves {with a few exceptions} ...let alone taking care of you....{as mom keeps saying to me}...and hell no, i don't wanna depend on a kid to take care of me in my old age.....i shall take care of my own self....and my spouse, IF i end up making d mistake called marriage....else i can live on some bread...and mayo....and some chips....and maybe a burger once a week....shit! i gotta start saving money!! O.o )

3. you are furthering your gene pool by reproducing

(now, to this one i say - T-Rex Shit! {yeah...bull didn't seem to cut it enuf} damn d gene pool....i ain't gonna go through hell for furthering something that i don't care at all about!!)

4. we wanna see our grandchildren's faces!!

(refer previous post again... :P you can see the faces of d kids of my cousins and get over it...they're technically your grandchildren only....and please....you will see more than their faces if i bring them into this world....poo...pee...random mud etc shit brought from playing ground revelries...blood....broken bones...bricks...mortar....  ok..ok..that went a bit too far...but you get d point....)

that takes care of 'em....

and then i hit upon a brilliant post on the subject by a blogger i simply adore!!! :D

i think you should read it, in order to understand what i mean to say, and am clearly failing to do :P

for now, reproduction is a BIG no-no.....and i shall carry condoms with me all d time....

cuz i get laid every night...right? :P

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random poem time!!! :D

it's been a while since i have been euphoric...

such moments i wish to capture in my mind's click...

life had been going on somber...boring and routine...

the first click happened when she offered me...her hand so pristine...

and there i was on cloud 9...wondering if it's a dream...

the second click happened when we kissed....with mad vigour...i wished to scream...!!

but then life's been an upward journey...

*touchwood*....why is my tummy today so churny...??

the blocks start to fall in place...

i know i have said the same line many times to your face...

but this time it has gone beyond the first steps two...

somehow it fells real...i know it's so true...!!

the problems suddenly seem to dither away...

there's nothing that'll make me from my focus sway...

oh let the madness go on...life...her...and me...

touchwood just doesn't seem enough...let me go hug a pine tree...!!!

;)

yes, i am still talking about my GF....d Ritz :D [link to previous post here]

OMG!

i wish i had her!

i mean...the modified version of d car...

quit drooling over ur keyboard looking at the hot chick...

err...ok ok...it was me who did that.... *blush*

but i wiped d keyboard and kept it in d sun to dry for half hour, ok?

found some pieces of pizza...noodles...and bread sticks in it....in time too...i was hungry!!

:P

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