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hello there reader....

been a while since i wrote something really good...

so,there's this guy i know,who can go on n on n on n on with PJ's....
here r a fewe excerpts....

10 birds r sittin on a tree...a hunter comes n shoots a bullet....it doesn't hit any one,but 9 birds fly away....
but 1 remains seated....why?

no,he's not deaf,neither is he blind....

can u guess....??????

d answer G@@NDM@$T!....

hehehehe.....

sorry,if u wer offended by d use of expletive,but cant help it....hav gotten too used to it....



another one...

if a chicken gives one egg-a-day,how many will she give in a week...????


any guesses...???

think...think.....????

answer is 5.5...!!!

how,you ask...???

5 weekdays,half day on saturday,n sunday holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok,ok...please don start kickin my ass even in ur imagination!!!!
it hurts man!!!!


njoy life!!!!