almost there.....


as months compressed into weeks...weeks into days....days into hours....and soon enough....hours will vaporise into minutes.....

one right turn, and we are done.....

wish me luck!!!! :D

when will i get over this wait...

i wanna reach ASAP on the exam centre gate...!!!

not that m really excited or enthusiastic about it...

or over confident about once n for all, getting out of it...!!

but the sooner it starts, the sooner it ends...

and then, to my real life, i can make amends...!!!

:P

well, m sorta like dis for now >>

my mom keeps telling me to take a chill pill...relax a bit.....

this next strip reminds me of a similar situation....i ended up telling my mom that i will have to get Central Govt. approval to attend a housing society meeting!!!

so i decided to get some astrological help.....you know...just to have some fun...but welll.....

ftw..!!!

so i started studying more, n more....

had a headache, so went to my eye doc....he decided to torture me in another way....!!!
:-|
this was the eye test chart he had put up >>>

finally, i got into some test-series thingie.....

the questions were really easy....i have answered them, the results should be appearing below this dialogue.....

and some were downright stupid...!!!

then i had to take the help of some "friends" for a few of them....

and was helpless in some situations.....

but then...i hope i @ least don't epic fail like this guy did....!!!

yaar, @ least gimme Vaishali k waiter ki job...!!!



lol's :D


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emotional maturity...

before u start thinking i am finally going to write something serious, let me tell you this....

Yes, i AM going to...


and yes, i know i have ranted about this in the past, but i guess none went that far into the archives of my blog now, did they? ;)

if u did, my earlier notions of maturity were somewhat similar to >>

lol....so onto today's discussion....

 what IS maturity...or growing up, you ask me?

well, it is simply having knowledge of all that you need to...and letting the calm sink in...going to a place, from where it will be damn difficult...if not impossible...for anyone to move you...

someone described me as "the problem solver"....well, maybe i WAS that for her...but i haven't been so for everyone...more likely names would be disaster-magnet...idiotic juvenile...and some such...from those who know me from before ...


but well, i found a great way to overcome all anxiety....and revel in the calm of  un-movableness...if that makes sense...it's not a word, i know....no need for smart alecs to point that out.... ;)


and the simple path to achieve that is...to know that the universe acts like a genie...it simply gives you what you ask it for...

you keep thinking of your mortgages...?
you're bound to get those oooollllddd loans re-financed...
(in layman terms, get a new loan to repay the old loan)

you keep sulking that you can't find the right guy/girl...?
u r gonna keep attracting the wrong kind of people in your life...

but on the other hand, for example, ask for peace of mind...keep thinking about it...
and voila! ur most loathed home atmosphere becomes all calm n cool...!!!

start thinking positively about yourself....and know that you are good enough.....
and presto! you suddenly find a person that makes u feel the same way...!!!


it's really simple actually....u need to think about  all the good things u require in your life....and they are bound to happen..!!

but the problem lies mainly in one area...

i have been thinking about negatives and worrying about them for all my life....how do i change the habit?

there's good news in store for you....you don't need to....just tweak it a bit...

to simplify, let me use a proverb...

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst.
-Zig Ziglar.

and NO, that is not a name i made up...the guy's name really IS that!! :P

1.Expect the best - keep thinking about what u need...and try to act as if u have achieved it..(not in a stupid manner though)..get a feel of how you will behave once u have got that thing...achievement...or simply that feeling.....

the universe is bound to make it happen for you...

(p.s.: HATE SRK for stealing that line and giving it his brand - "poore dil se kisi cheez ko chaho, to saari kaynaat use tumse milane me lag jaati hai"... or some such...
says OSO :-|
*bleh*)


2.prepare for the worst...

this is the tricky part...

well, just as u get what you want, if u prepare yourself  for what you don't want, u r  giving out the signal, that you are ready to face the worst consequences...

as if you are saying - bring it on, life...i can face it...

and believe me, problems are the biggest "fattu"s u have ever known....they fade away at the slightest hint of preparedness from you....

and mark my word...this WORKS>

it simply does...
i have experienced it myself...

and am working on the biggest utility of this trick, right now....let's see how effective this trick really is, eh?

will definitely let you guys know when that works out....

(mind you, i did not say IF and when...it's just a matter of "when" now)

until then, this is Aqua Baba signing out ;)

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The Amount of Interest in, and Participation of, People in a Conversation, and The Magnitude of  it's Effect on Their Lives, is Inversely Proportional...!!!

i mean..seriously....have you ever noticed?

the interest level is MAXIMUM while gossiping about the world...

and drop one simple question even REMOTELY likey to affect the person in front of you / hurt their ego / question their morals ....and the discussion takes one of those "i'd-rather-die-than-bear-this-silence-pause"s...or in layman terms...an awkward silence....

:O

see?? :O



sometimes while on dates, i experience it too...

but i m sure it's not cuz i said anything offensive...just that she finds me totally awesome...and is lost for words....being lost in my eyes.... :D


wait...or is it something else?

:O
omg!! *audience gapes*

alrite then...we move on.....


then i found a really good one....

LoL this one >>

another trend i noticed is, people tend to flock together in their own comfort zones...

for e.g.,classification acc.to professions / stream of education (i.e.commerce/arts/science)
and end up making fun of the other "sect"....i m sure, in science students' circles, the train-ticket joke, will have the engineers/doctors as the intelligent ones....and commerce students playing dumbos...

i mean, it's fun upto a certain extent, but after that, i tend to go - BLEH. :-|  wateva :-|

and some wierdos tend to go a bit overboard >>

p.s.: Commerce RULES. Science SuX. :P

score - CA's - 5; Engineers - NiL.
:D

some other things that are inversely proportional are -

1.the size of female twin assets / beauty ,and the amount of brains they have...(though technically they're not identical twins, as girls would know...if they are, more chances are, they are FAKE) :P

2. the amount of machismo and brains >>

3. the similarity in ur and the hot girl's profession, and the chances of you failing at hitting on her.... ;)
(of course, this applies to sane people....not those yahoo messenger chat room wierdos :P )

4. permanency / stability of relationship status, and getting hit on by hot girls.... >>

i mean...really....getting hit on by too many hot girls since i committed :(


also, i hate those manipulating girls.....yaar...they can turn anything u say in their favor.....no wonder so many of them are leaning towards Legal Practice....they come outta d womb, prepared to argue...!! god damnit! :P

see this female chicken for instance....poor rooster.... :P

[p.s. i MIGHT have made up the chicken-rooster part...as the picture suggests, they are both males....but well...bleh :P ]

and finally, while trying to regain my privacy, i came across something really cool....i mean....wow, i like THIS product...!! phone privacy...!! none can peek in now. :P


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my favorite video ...something i liked after ages



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TojTlYNNm9w

Advice Central

that's the central theme of my life right now, apparently!!


i have been receiving the random'est advice, from the wierdest individuals ever!!


as if, i subscribed for advisory weekly....they keep coming in, left, right and centre!!!


and even if they were of some utility, i would not be complaining....i could only compare them to some i found myself.... .like >>

and then there were some totally idiotic ones :-|

i mean, totally brilliant, Mr.AAB... :-|


roflmao!! @$$#oLe....get a lyf :O

but when it wasnt limited to studies or my life, it was about what i should keep in my messenger's "status"...!!!

i mean, i know you people are interested in my life....but....ya know...isn't this like....MY messnger's status msg..?  i mean...wtf...really?!!


people have given me advice on how to -

1.lose weight :

2. how to fool the weighing scale :

3.some advice that i couldn't really use, being a guy...but i guess they were just sharing their experiences... >>

ROFLMAO!!! :D


4.some advice that i could REALLY use....after all, i tend to get into all those stupid games with dangerous stuff, ya know....

5.some reallllllyyyyy useful ones....guys, pay close attention....these are potential life savers!!!

and as an ending note, to all my self-appointed-advisors....


YOU"RE FIRED!!!

:P


i hope the right people get the message here....of course, i will make sure of that by posting this on ur respective FB / Orkut walls :P


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