Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Amount of Interest in, and Participation of, People in a Conversation, and The Magnitude of  it's Effect on Their Lives, is Inversely Proportional...!!!








i mean..seriously....have you ever noticed?

the interest level is MAXIMUM while gossiping about the world...

and drop one simple question even REMOTELY likey to affect the person in front of you / hurt their ego / question their morals ....and the discussion takes one of those "i'd-rather-die-than-bear-this-silence-pause"s...or in layman terms...an awkward silence....

:O

see?? :O



sometimes while on dates, i experience it too...

but i m sure it's not cuz i said anything offensive...just that she finds me totally awesome...and is lost for words....being lost in my eyes.... :D


wait...or is it something else?

:O
omg!! *audience gapes*

alrite then...we move on.....


then i found a really good one....

LoL this one >>




another trend i noticed is, people tend to flock together in their own comfort zones...

for e.g.,classification acc.to professions / stream of education (i.e.commerce/arts/science)
and end up making fun of the other "sect"....i m sure, in science students' circles, the train-ticket joke, will have the engineers/doctors as the intelligent ones....and commerce students playing dumbos...

i mean, it's fun upto a certain extent, but after that, i tend to go - BLEH. :-|  wateva :-|

and some wierdos tend to go a bit overboard >>



p.s.: Commerce RULES. Science SuX. :P

score - CA's - 5; Engineers - NiL.
:D

some other things that are inversely proportional are -

1.the size of female twin assets / beauty ,and the amount of brains they have...(though technically they're not identical twins, as girls would know...if they are, more chances are, they are FAKE) :P



2. the amount of machismo and brains >>


3. the similarity in ur and the hot girl's profession, and the chances of you failing at hitting on her.... ;)
(of course, this applies to sane people....not those yahoo messenger chat room wierdos :P )

4. permanency / stability of relationship status, and getting hit on by hot girls.... >>



i mean...really....getting hit on by too many hot girls since i committed :(


also, i hate those manipulating girls.....yaar...they can turn anything u say in their favor.....no wonder so many of them are leaning towards Legal Practice....they come outta d womb, prepared to argue...!! god damnit! :P

see this female chicken for instance....poor rooster.... :P


[p.s. i MIGHT have made up the chicken-rooster part...as the picture suggests, they are both males....but well...bleh :P ]

and finally, while trying to regain my privacy, i came across something really cool....i mean....wow, i like THIS product...!! phone privacy...!! none can peek in now. :P


NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D

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