The Amount of Interest in, and Participation of, People in a Conversation, and The Magnitude of it's Effect on Their Lives, is Inversely Proportional...!!!
i mean..seriously....have you ever noticed?
the interest level is MAXIMUM while gossiping about the world...
and drop one simple question even REMOTELY likey to affect the person in front of you / hurt their ego / question their morals ....and the discussion takes one of those "i'd-rather-die-than-bear-this-silence-pause"s...or in layman terms...an awkward silence....
:O
see?? :O
sometimes while on dates, i experience it too...
but i m sure it's not cuz i said anything offensive...just that she finds me totally awesome...and is lost for words....being lost in my eyes.... :D
wait...or is it something else?
:O
omg!! *audience gapes*
alrite then...we move on.....
then i found a really good one....
LoL this one >>
another trend i noticed is, people tend to flock together in their own comfort zones...
for e.g.,classification acc.to professions / stream of education (i.e.commerce/arts/science)
and end up making fun of the other "sect"....i m sure, in science students' circles, the train-ticket joke, will have the engineers/doctors as the intelligent ones....and commerce students playing dumbos...
i mean, it's fun upto a certain extent, but after that, i tend to go - BLEH. :-| wateva :-|
and some wierdos tend to go a bit overboard >>
p.s.: Commerce RULES. Science SuX. :P
score - CA's - 5; Engineers - NiL.
:D
some other things that are inversely proportional are -
1.the size of female twin assets / beauty ,and the amount of brains they have...(though technically they're not identical twins, as girls would know...if they are, more chances are, they are FAKE) :P
2. the amount of machismo and brains >>
3. the similarity in ur and the hot girl's profession, and the chances of you failing at hitting on her.... ;)
(of course, this applies to sane people....not those yahoo messenger chat room wierdos :P )
4. permanency / stability of relationship status, and getting hit on by hot girls.... >>
i mean...really....getting hit on by too many hot girls since i committed :(
also, i hate those manipulating girls.....yaar...they can turn anything u say in their favor.....no wonder so many of them are leaning towards Legal Practice....they come outta d womb, prepared to argue...!! god damnit! :P
see this female chicken for instance....poor rooster.... :P
[p.s. i MIGHT have made up the chicken-rooster part...as the picture suggests, they are both males....but well...bleh :P ]
and finally, while trying to regain my privacy, i came across something really cool....i mean....wow, i like THIS product...!! phone privacy...!! none can peek in now. :P
NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D
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