Beelaady eedeeyotik daag !!
I was bitten by a dog about an hour back...
This dog has a personality disorder ... It thinks tiz a horse!! So..here's the story...
I was walking on the street,as usual,lost in a rumination regarding the future and why LyF's so screwed up..you know,the usual thoughts...
Was listening to a particularly interesting rendering of 'iktara' remixed...
When all of a sudden,out of nowhere, two dogs came running from behind me..the second one had a personality disorder .. It tried to carry me on it's back, thinkin tiz a horse....
But it mis-calculated d weight of my 'light' body frame (snicker*snicker)...little did he know,he that even a ReaL horse finds it a challenge to walk when I sit on it's back..and I fell on the dog's back....
Musta hurt his ego...cuz he turned right back,n bit me on d wrist and tummy... :o
I had to retaliate...so with a strong right-left punch,followed by a tight kick in it's centre,i sent him reeling a few feet away......
Now this is one jockey that dog ain't gonna try horsing around with...ever!! :D
And all this when i was beginning to think life's pretty boring nowadays..!!
:D
NjoY LyF !!
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