yes, i am talking bout those friends you make in chat rooms...
my choice of messenger is the Yahoo! Messenger...
and my favorite room? Marathi 1 :D
it's a haven for people outside India, or for that matter Maharashtra, to converse in Marathi with fellow marathi people...
BUT...
i have come across the maximum number of perverts in these rooms itself....sort of its bane..?
as also, i have come to witness the most number of "balatkar"s of the english language in it....not that i didn't enjoy them....but....i'm jus sayin'.... ;)
and we, i.e. me and my friends, tend to press the "ignore" button asap on these despo's and / or losers....but then, what use would it be, if i don't discuss their categorization with my followers? :D
so, here they are...i have tried to catalog a majority of these "namune"s....but i know there are many more out there...so comments increasing my knowledge about them are welcome....
1. the typical "will you frandship me" (WYFM)
- this moron will try to talk to every girl-id (yes, i m saying ID, cuz there are impersonators, refer category no.3) and will typically start the conversation with "hi...how are you"....trying to appear courteous at first glance...but believe me, it's all downhill after that!
2. the gay
- typical opening line >> "29/5.11/32w/69kgs/fair/cln shvn/smart/educated...M2M anyone?"
i think this category is self-explanatory....
3. the guy with a misleading id,who is actually a despo, n will talk dirty with a guy as a gal, and gal as a guy :-|
- yes, they exist. and they are the real reason behind u being ignored, when u go to an American room, say the Chicago room, seeking to find an interesting conversation, and they ask you....where are you from? | ur reply >> India | immediate response >> f**k off you pervert!
(normally found in Mumbai :1 room. NOW you know why i never go there)
4. the really chipku one
- this guy is plain bored, n will talk to anyone...don't respond for two minutes, n ur window will be filled with his msgs!! also, they tend to buzz (refer category no.6) and are also the WYFM type. :-|
if you say, you're going, they will add you...decline the add request, and they will send really sad smilies like >> ":(" "=((" ":((" (ymsgr users know wat those are)
5.the advertiser, pervert, and basically creepiest type of user
- this one has one of many opening lines...
a. "matured male here..any (location) female intrested in scerat s*x relation n friendship i will give u pocket money pm me"
b. M2M C2C @ Andheri East & South Mumbai with place. Decent , smart & educated 5ft.9in. 68 kgs, fair, light brown hair & eyes. If interested, pls. reply with yr age, stats. location, likes, real photos or face-cam2cam [invite & get invited]?
and you thought matrimonials were interesting , huh? :P
normally these lie in the ignore bins of all my friends....die you lousy piece of chihuahua poop's stinky little molecule's fart!
6. the buzzer
- these are plain annoying. they will "buzz" you after and before every dialogue...i mean...wtf!! :O
ah...i think i can go on for hours doing this...but you get the idea...
just so you know, it isn't such a bad place, if u know how to maneuver well around the lanes in which the really fun chat rooms lie...Marathi chatrooms...Pune chatrooms...
of course, i have made a lot of friends there...
there's Melo...Savya...Teju...GigaByte2AMD...Arch...Rassu...and many more....
yes, these are their pet names....
and no, i wont give out their id's to you perverts! :O
i hope none are reading my blog though :O :-SS
hehehe...well, i guess i should go back now...Rassu needs my help with some assignment :P
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