aalll eeezzz weeeellllll :D

what do you take from a movie?

well, normally i take home a plethora of emotions explored by me...sometimes they connect, sometimes they don't...

and at times, they BANG into me!! :D

this has happened twice till date...

1.on seeing kung-fu panda ;

2.on seeing 3 idiots. :D

word.

:P

well, i went as usual, not expecting anything from the book, 5 pt sm1, but over-excited with the 4.5 stars the Times of India Review gave it...

and i think it deserves a 6th star, let alone 4.5....jus like kung-fu panda....whose poster on the top ^^^ will soon have company... :D

god damnit!

exceeded expectations....and how! :D

argh!!!

m too stuck up in the experience right now, given that it's been only half hour after the movie....

let's see how long the feel-good bug stays with me after this one....

proper review soon....

until then....

aaallll eeezzzz weelll!!! :D

NjoY LyF! :D

dedicated to make you laugh seeing some good unz on Mr.Clauss :D

friggin crane banged into our friggin building!!

scene - i come back from an evening of merriment with friends in d university, and find a crane in our parking lot, and loadsa people looking up @ d building...

me thinks >> "YES!! finally! they're gonna remove d stupid causeway between ours and d neighbouring building, that used to obstruct my view of the hot-chick-next-door's bedroom.."

i quickly parked my bike, and joined d crowd, and looked up....

and...


friggin hell no!!!


it had struck our living room's side. :-|

HUGE cracks have formed in d plaster, and d balcony of d flat abouve ours, looks like a clumsily placed house of cards. :O

FTW!!!!!!!!!!

again....

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

idiotic crane operator.

fuckin asshole. :-|

i dunno if they can mend it...but they better do it fast....i NEED to be in d living room!!! :O

bloody , T.V's in d room!! :( :O

freaks!!!


mental asylum inmates!!!


arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

to think i almost didnt go to this program!!! :O

had i not gone to this program i would have missed :

1.awesome choreography ;

2.brilliant portrayal of love in life ;

3.gettin enchanted with contemporary dance, and even more obssesed with joining....in my next janam!!

cuz people, it might look easy...but i know how hard it is...bloody, simple salsa took so many efforts...this is like...no way!! :P

Meg, you RocK!!

i mean, i know you are a born nautanki, so acting comes as naturally as eating...err..i mean breathing..to you....but i simply loved d performance!!

d beginners batch performance was exactly that...beginners... :P

but i learnt that one of the performers was having hyper active syndrome, and we didnt notice it!! only saw the performer go off d stage once, and felt it was wrong choreography....

but man!

totally awe-struck by the core performances...the shadows forming in the first part...the display of emotions...it was so damn strong, that i asked my friend for a video of it, so i could totally understand and see all d emotions portrayed...

the "sutali" part was d awesom'est!!

d way it was performed...d "part-of-every-performer's-lives" in it...and d usual, formation of their own names in the dance itself, by their body, forming letters...

for the first time, i am finding it hard to express in words , the experience i had...

Bravo you Guys!! Bravo!!

p.s : if you want people to be as impressed as i was today, Meg, Pls stop asking me to join d class..i mean...i don't want to ruin all your 3 yrs work yaar... :P

but one thing's for sure, i aint missing even one performance of contemporary dance hencefoth!! :D

n yea... Meg, You ROcK! :D

[err..you gonna pay me in cash or kind, for all d praise?? ;)]

NjoY LyF BloggerS!! :D

what a gr8888 hotel...club-m, kumbalgarh!!

^^ that's me @ kumbalgarh :D ^^

^^ that's me @ 02:00 minutes into d resort :D ^^

^^ yep! that's me @ 02:00 hrs after reachin club-m ^^

:D

and then...after scavenging d fridge, we went here >>

yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mean, a really...reeeaaaaallllyyyy haaappppyyyy FTWWWW!!!!! :D

argh!!

gorged on the food like a hippo eating after a 2-week hunger strike!! :D

club-m roxxxxxxx :D

NjoY LyF bloggers! :D

Chamarie is driver ki toh......!!!!

WtF is wrong with our luck with these taxi drivers man :O

each bloody time,we take a car on rent, d driver wants us to do what he tells us... :O

I mean,i understand that he knows the places better etc..but why do they have to be so darn adamant??

This time toh he's so bloody epileptic...I decided I will do whatever he says not to do!

It worked in my favor..but Of curs,it had to backfire once...so this garden in ''Mandor'' that he said not to go to,which I insisted in seeing....Errr...it was like....aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

There were scores of monkeys...and a hundred beggar-street-performers...playin d traditional R'than violin thingy...even a 3 yr old kid demanding ''sahab bakshish karo''...although he was barely able to play d instrument...and going against all the instincts,that they will only exploit d kid,i gave him a 50 ka note...

Anyways...Jodhpur is a gr8 place for steal-deals...got nice shoes etc :D

of curs,mum got more stuff...still.... :P

the world is so unfair! :(

why do only women get more options in stuff to wear...etc...etc..? While we can buy,at most,a kurta...other than shirt n trousers..or maybe t-shirts..and the occasional suit..or maybe a dhoti...(Err..what was d point I was making btw?) :-|

still...bleh! :(

other than LyF conjuring crappy equations around me,dis trip SO rOCKZ!

Camel safari..kal-beliya's dance..(yes,they are semi-hot chicks,but rilly awesome dance...i was only focussing on the dance...what?!! Errr...Ok..Ok..i DiD ogle at two of d dancers..and took snaps with em after d dance... :D I SO luv accepting that I'm human,afterall.......... :P)

and not to forget....daal-baati....and churma..........Yummmmmmmmmyyyy!!

And I don't think many ppl will know bout it,but pokhran, known only for the nuclear test site, should also be famous for the ''Cham-Cham'' sweet made locally....oh man...it is SO awesome!! :D

for those having the doubt I think they're havin - yes,m gonna be more motu by the time I come back :P

Enzoi laaeef blaggurs!! :D

FTW Flights :-|

What is this fascination with airports..?

Why do people treat flying like an important/awesome event..?

I mean, for d heck of it, we're herded like cattle into a cramped space…and made to wait long periods of time...and then, when you reach your destination, thinkin it's all over..(?)...then comes the looooonnnnggggg wait for your baggage...

Airport baggage inventory system is FILO. First In Last Out. :-|

we'd reached first @ departures , m sure...cuz dad, with his over cautious ways, had told d cab, that r flight 4m Mumbai is @ 10:30 instead of the actual,11:30...which of course, got delayed to 12:30,is a different story. Sheesh!

So yeah, we reached first...and in baggage claim, we were the LAST ones to get our bags.

Ever had to wait at a baggage carousel…where each time a lot of bags comes, and you hope to see your bags in it...then they aren't...not in d next one...or d one after...not in d next gazillion ones..? N then in gazillion+1 lot, is ONE of your bags...and the others come in the gazillion+gazillion+1 lot..? FTW!!!!!??!!!!?????????

so, Yeah...for all d first-time fliers...DON'T FLY. Take a bloody 6-seater (a.k.a tum-tum) to Rajasthan, but not a plane. :-|

oh, n yes ,there still are people who have managed to keep away from ''anyone can fly now...fly instead of taking the railway'' etc etc. Dino-crap. Loose-motioned-Dino-crap.

And yes, how can I forget...ANYONE flies now. in this flight, I was witness to a sloth of blabbering, continuously hogging pack of gujju's. (i'm sorry, my gujju readers...i don't hate your caste...i jus hate your caste's guts and question the justification of your existence in places where I seek peace..)

argh! A good post soon...

:D

NjoY LyF bloggers!

BleH borin first two hotels :-|

Planning to stay in a Heritage hotel in Jodhpur..?

Don't!

sure,it's a heritage site...and has a myriad beautiful decorations...and d dining experience is gr8..the place looks awesome..

But that's about it. It looks Good. Period.

For ''spoilt'' people like me,who need their basic amenities,this isn't the place..

Dinner preparation - 2 hrs.

Hot water - 1/2 hr..by bucket..no running hot water..

Trained staff - 5 kms away,in d new-style hotels... :P

maybe our choice was wrong...but wateva :P

also,ditto for newly opened hotels..give em bout 2 yrs to learn d trade n be able to provide a remotely decent service quality.

Well,i hope at least d club-m resort in kumbalgarh rockz...I m sure it will :D

first day o d trip!!

Wild animal spotting on way to Jaisalmer!!

We saw-

1.many packs of deer (which used to scamper at the sight of any moving thing..cutest,furry little bastards...evar!)

2.loadsa chhotu..chhotu wabbits (none of which,to my dismay,said -eee...wasup doc? :P)

3.two neel guys..Err..gai's...(they're basically wild cattle...even d male is called gaai..pity d poor soul's ego issues)

4. a fiesty male goat (who was a wee-bit too interested in my handycam bag for some reason... :O)

5.of curs,camels,everywhere!! :D (p.s-they shit a lot,and the camel which I rode, used to burp so much,that we gave the camel-owner a pack of eno for the poor indigested camel hump)

Ah...who had thought we'd see so many animals on the first day in Rajasthan itself...?? :D

finally i am done with all d week's work!!

now i sit down to post my long-delayed Rajasthan trip blog posts.... :D

all posts being written in the trip itself, use it's tense....so don't get confused / angry / frustrated / belligerent (?)....

:P

Jus saw d movie...

had gone 4 a reception, when some of dad's friends suddenly decided to go for d movie.

so we ended up running helter-skelter all over d city, in our Honda City [;)] in search of tickets...and ended up at Inox ka 10:30 show...

Osum movie....but it lacks somewhere....i m not yet able to put my finger on it....but will figure it out after listening to people's reviews...

climax scene is very...VERY endearing....one of those, when d females HAVE to cry...and a glob makes itself known in d guys' throats...(we can't cry, can we?)

i feel , somewhere down the line, it loses the viewers' attention during the first half...where it gets a bit slow....Balki couldn't keep d pace "snap-snap"...work needed in that area...

but other than that, a good watch...worth d money...and i really don't see why AB senior is getting applause, if he is getting any....cuz simply put, WE CAN'T SEE HIM!!

tiz purely bout Auro...and he stands up to the task smartly...i think the director cutthe movie too short....there is a HUGE scope for addition....character development....and chemistry display between all of the relations...

totally loved d way d granny, or "bum" as auro calls her...jus gathers the sense to start muttering marriage rites on auro's death-bed wish....takes loadsa experience and guts as well as a sound mind to be able to do that in real life...to jus gather all the logic you have in you, and start doing the important/essential task...when none else is in their senses....have seen such people, and admire them thoroughly....

again, as i said...relationships that could've been worked on - Auro-Bum, Mum-Bum, Paa-Auro...and the list goes on...

i pity the director's shortage of film reel....all characters were portrayed so well...and everyone jus "clicked"....but had it been a bit longer.....!!!!!!

is Mr.Balki reading this?

balki, mai kahunga, Paa part Two banao... ;)

NjoY LyF bloggers! :D

oye!

m still on BRB mode....no, not d BRB you do to ppl you wanna ignore on IM's... :P

jus been running around TOOOOO much!

but what m doin running around's uninteresting...

jus wanna let my readers know...new post(s) comin up soon....an empty mind, and 8 days of holiday in Rajasthan....yes, my blog factory worked overtime....if i cud jus find time to connect me phone to d comp for half an hour, i would post all o them!!

soon...soon...!!! :D

NjoY LyF! :D

for d next week i will be seen....

here >>

and here >>

and MAYBE here... (?)

definitely wanna be here >>

errr...is that a hot chick? then i HAVE to be there... :D

and won't miss dancin with this guy for d life of me... :D

ah...for the ignorant fools who haven't yet gotten a clue as to what m talkin bout, here's d google map for you eediyuts.. :D

yes, m off to Rajasthan!!! :D

NjoY ur boring lives in ur own home cities....SUCKERS!! :P

ciao!!

:D

wtf!!!

man...i musta been in some poor chap's nightmare today morning at 5 a.m.

yes, woke up at 5 a.m. with hiccups. :-|

and the bloody hiccups wouldn't stop till i got up, brushed my teeth, and had like, 4 litres of water! wtfffffffffff!!!!!!!!!! :(

wonderful, innit?

you can NEVER wake up on time during exams...but the day exams finish, KAPUT! you wake up even when you don't wish to wake up!

i mean...wtf!!!

anyways, tekdi was good fun....and vaishali after it ws the more interesting part....actually...i remember only the part where i gobbled on fresh idlis and butter-toast in vaish.... :D

anyways...i hope i don't keep waking up early everyday....

plan...m not gonna sleep early now on....let's see if that helps.... ;)

party time!!!!

party time!!!!

broken hearts...

broken hearts..they litter around...

through the darkness they make a grimy ground...

those days foregone never to return...

that enthusiasm, the fervor...which one only hopes to once more yearn...

through the haze of romance...

practicality dances it's morbid dance...

and i am caught betwixt my heart and brain...

oh i so wish i could hide the tears in a cold rain...

and then there are those poor old souls...

not blessed with the ability to love...only to survive on a devoid ghoul...

so now i wait for my future to unfold...

so see i can..the mysteries i am known for it to hold....

:)

kid cudi rockz!!

guys, no matter what you are doing, stop doing that, n get your hands on this CD...

Kid Cudi....Day n Night....this track is a t-rex proportions hit....and for good reasons too....what an album! :D

ugly truth

not so ugly...

movie proves that guys CAN have emotions too...

awesome movie....must watch....

i mean, for starters....Katherine Heigl....such great eye candy, that i can't even begin to describe her....tongue tied.. :D

i have always fancied her since she uncannily resembles Charlize Theron...whom m crazy for, since "the italian job"...especially d scene where she's cracking a safe in her hotel room...those who've seen it will know wat i'm talking about... ;)

(i apologise to my female readers for such comments, but you see, Katherine came a VERY close second to how awesome katz looked in ajab-ghazab..and i am, after all, human, innit? :D )

and well, i found the plot to be a typical one....not so good....i guess they don't make story writers as good as they used to...[anyone out there searching for a writer can gimme a call ;) ]

but yes, both Gerard Butler and Katherine have acted exceptionally well...with him playing the bad boy with a scruffy beard throughout the movie, and her doing the cute jumpy-dancy things throughout the movie...

and well, why would i watch the movie?

1.breaks the myth that guys r only looking for you-know-what.

2.makes girls think about their actions..as to what they are showing on the face...tell me,is it truly "you"...or are you showing me what i want to see?

ah...the all-time standing debate continues....you can't woo the person you like being yourself....and you can't get the one you like till you change into what he wants...

i guess we all end up with someone we never thought of getting hitched with, don't we, me fellow bloggers? ;)

hell, i ain't complaining as long as we both are happy....right? :D

but do see the movie.....worth a watch....download it even.... ;)

to all my lazy readers...

(yes, cats DO read my blog, as per latest research in the field)

well, since all of you refuse to comment on the posts, i want to ask a simple, small, insignificant favor...

i have put in tick boxes below the blog entries....giving you three alternative reactions to the blog....if you think it was funny, interesting, or cool....

can you guys PLEASE tick on them? just takes a click...pls..pls..pretty please?? * small cute kid look *

hey! i said "look"....it don't imply me claiming that i'm either of the above mentioned.... :O

well, back to the topic...

so, yeah...pls tick on whatever option you feel the entry deserves, and i shall be indebted to you forever....i will comment on your blog (if you write any, you lazy, lazy people) on each and every post!

well...i'll try my best at least.... ;)

so, shiyu letter pippul...

enzoi laaeef!

She was a bitch!!

Now..before any of you jump to conclusions that the title suggests,let me clarify..the dog that bit me,has been found...and it's a ''she'' doggie...in other words,a bitch :P

and for all those concerned,she is in very good shape,and has almost stopped limping..and is already taking smaller kids for rides...(remember she thinks she is a horse..?)

ah...i hope she does well....and ROTS IN HELL. biladee beech beet me :O

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani...


Well,as d title suggests, the story DoeS have a chhotu...miniscule...ekdum cornish twist...that none says ''i love you''...what a twist!! wah wah!! ...well, almost..till d last scene...

But other than that d title is highly misleading...nothin too good bout d kahani...

it should've been "prem shankar sharma ke karname"....or something to the effect... ;)

D comic scenes and signature dialogues are something worth note though...

''look kya de raha hai...(xyz) kar''

''kya sahi dialogue tha...repeat karo??'' (following which, the dad actually repeats d dialogue...i mean...normally i wuda been like...wtf! but in that setting and with the follow up to it, it seems totally awesome!!)

two of d good ones...

Ranbir Kapoor has GoT to keep reinventing himself...cuz he's set d expectations a tad bit too high with his first slew of films...

Awesome comic timing...dare i say, reminiscent of the Legend, Mr.Chaplin, in his acting...This kid's gonna go a long way...

Of course,he has made me think he nurtures a strong cross-dressing fetish...wearing konkona's top in ''wake up sid'' and now Kat's top in this one...is he trying to tell us something..? That the next time you see a gal in a punjabi dress , it could be Ranbir..? Ek teer me do nishan types..1.get to mingle in d crowds, and 2.divulge in his fetish....(?)


but totally worth a watch,if you wanna laugh ur ass off...i almost fell off mine twice during the movie...the first kidnapping scene and d climax fight scene...

And d movie had no dearth of funny moments...''my'' kinda jokes...a.k.a pj's...and in all, feel good moments... :D

of course,the main reason I went is to see katrina...and was all tongue tied....darn it, those little bits of extra fat in d right places...ahem. Family blog...samajhdar Ko ishara kafi hai ;)

but yes, do see it...totally worth the 100/150/200 Rs. you spend, depending on ur location and choice of theatre ;)

and for my Puneite friends....one or two songs r shot in Camp...11 East Street Cafe...yes, you can see the double-decker....i was beginning to wonder when it will get recognition and feature in some movie... :D

so THAT was all d ruccus there, some 8-9 months ago...i had seen a jam on the intersection between east street and MG rd.... ;)

gawd! i wish i could see katz......* drool *

ahem. anyways...

Enzoi Laaeeff!! :D

I hate status questions!!

I SO haTE ppl asking me how's studies goin on...ab to tayari ho chuki hogi...kaise lag raha hai ab..confidence hai na? :O

Firstly,why do you give a rabid hippopotamus' ass how well I'm prepared?
If it is a co-victim, how does my study-status matter to You? Don't you have your own elephant shit to clean?

Secondly,I admire your confidence in me,but NO, tayari nahi hui poori...never will be,til I m threatened by d invigilator to be thrown out of d exam hall..and not even then...is that ok with you? I m really sorry for all that (hairy little midget bastard)

Then the beauty...kaise lag raha hai?? Like m sitting on the north pole,tryin to start a fire with two ice cubes! Aisa lag raha hai...how bout You???

Confidence....ah...woh to Itna koot koot ke bhara hai,k I don even feel d need to study...Wat's d use now...after all is lost...? :O


jus leave me alone will ya?
Wish me luck n get on with your life...m sure you got better things to do....


The icing on d cake was an sms from such a well wisher...obviously well intended..nevertheless unnervingly hilarious :P
it goes something like this

>> Wish u al d vry best 4 d exam! <<>> Giv ur 100%, result l b urs! <<>> Nw, do ur bst wid whtever u hav kipin asertivenes hu knws whtever u hav dun s mor dan suffice! <<

this is AWESOME !!
1.he's got doubts(?) bout ''whtever'' I have...!! (all puns intended!!)
2.how you ''kip'' assertiveness is a mystery to me...you either are assertive, or you ain't... :P

3.the furry little bastard is so confident that my preparations are insufficient , he gives me ''dilasa'' sayin...who knows? It could be sufficient also!! like...kaun bola tum acchha nahi gaate...Kya pata..tum ek din shivajinagar gawthaan sangeet yoddha jeet jaoge! (that is not made up..there was ACTUALLY a Shivajinagar Gavthan Sangeet Yoddha Pratiyogita)


I mean...PLS jus wish me luck n get over with it??

Pls???

For the sake of my sanity!!


Sheesh!

Newys...

Enzoi Laaeef blaaggurs... :D

meditation....

darn good thing i say me fellows.... :D


NOTHING....repeat...NOTHING helps you calm down and increase concentration like meditation does...

no..no...this isn't going to be a post advocating the benefits of meditation...or blabbering away about how it helped me...it's just an experience that i felt like blogging about...

ever been in your dream car...on the most awesome road for a drive...alone...and the perfect song suddenly starts playing on radio......ah...bliss...

this is what happened to me... and i broke out in a wide, ear-to-ear smile...[the one droopy does when he says "I'm happy"...?] yeah...that one... :D

and then...cherry on the cake....i saw the cutest little baccha in the car next to me...and it (really difficult to say he/she..apologies..) smiled at me...the most cute and pure smile always comes from kids....you simply CAN'T not smile back... (unless you're like one of my ex's....in her foul mood even cake didn't make her smile...imagine...cake!!!! that too with chocolate frosting!) reminds me of an article on happiness i read (link here)


so where does meditation come here..? it does, doesn't it? :P

well, i got the exact same feeling of happiness and the inner calm after you've done something that you really love....on meditating...

surely a cheaper and easier option than buying a 10 lakh+ car, finding that perfectly awesome road...and making the radio company play the best song for the situation through some bizarre co-incidence...right? :D


let's see how many days i remain hooked on to meditation...

although it hasn't helped much to calm down the nerves yet...and i don't even expect it....with the exams so close...and me not getting any tension at all...as usual.... :P

and yes...i chose the pic above cuz that chick is HOT! :D

so , shiyu letter aaleegettur....

NjoY LyF bloggers :D

the 'bleh' post

Yeah..am in one of those moods...no need to pull your hair...the guy above is doin it for ya...

So,here goes arbit - random - meaningless - you-wont-get-it-cuz-neither-do-i - poem number.......... Did anybody count em..? Pls lemme know if you have...(you jobless sucker) -->


questions abound...and answers beyond my reach...
What is this lesson that life is trying to teach...?

Nevertheless..a feeling of solitary bliss..
Nothing seems today amiss...

Love yourself and you shall be happy..
Who knew this advice would work..no matter how it sounded so crappy... ;)

happiness I have..and found my poison too...
Now the mind yearns for the test to render itself..for when it comes to..

come hither my companions...
we got memories to make...not one or two...but billions!!

this pleasure unknown to me...of the abstract...
Has brought so many changes...and renewed vigour to have that drama,like a veterinarian to enact...

And now the happiness shall never fail to abound.....
After all,won't I forever be around...?

:)

i'm a cold blooded friend killer!!

Cocky n me had a long-standing friendship...dating back to the sunday before last!!

Cocky was my friend...my mentor...my tutor...and to outsiders, the cockroach in my parents' room wash-basin....

Well,our friendship started one fine sunday morning,when I saved him from an obvious death under my dad's killer-slippers...dad was bout to squish him up,when I intervened and asked him if I could just lift him up and throw him outside the window...that way dad won't commit sin and continue to be an animal-lover (he's a pure veggie...and stays away from pastries to avoid the egg in 'em...how he manages,is a mystery to me...not eating cake...??? even the thought...what if there were no pastries and loadsa cream?? *gasp* gimme that can o whipped cream! Quick!)

whew! Close one... :D

yea...and since that sunday morning,cocky used to religiously scare my mom by making an appearance in the wash-basin,(and i used to get more than a few snickers from it...seeing my mom troubled gives me an uncomparable pleasure...troubled childhood,you see..) and I would be summoned...

Then I would throw cocky outta d window, only far enough for him to be able to come back by the next morning...and the loop continued... ;)

but today morning I was witness to a ghastly scene and lotsa pain, while brushing my teeth softly...oh yes..very softly...remember the incarcerage of my wisdom tooth..? Got the stitches removed...so... As I was carefully cleaning the choppers...i saw cocky lying on his back on my bathroom floor!!

I was intrigued..and worried...till I came closer...to see his lower body fevi-quik'd to the floor!!!!

How could this have happened??!!

Then I remembered the small squish I'd heard at nite when I'd woken mid-night to take a leak...had dismissed it as some noise made by my squeaky slippers...


I killed him!!


Ah...well...now gotta find one more pet cockroach...but none will be as good as cocky...his perseverance and patience has taught me to continue troubling and torturing my social contacts...and my mom...my dad...my smaller cousins (these are d BesT to trouble, cuz of the screaming and shouting...troubles the others too...ek teer me do shikaar)...and the other possible bakra's :D



Ah...i shall strive to be as good as you cocky.....may you rest in the sewers..in all the filth and shit that you so love..........

NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D

Beelaady eedeeyotik daag !!

I was bitten by a dog about an hour back...

This dog has a personality disorder ... It thinks tiz a horse!! So..here's the story...

I was walking on the street,as usual,lost in a rumination regarding the future and why LyF's so screwed up..you know,the usual thoughts...

Was listening to a particularly interesting rendering of 'iktara' remixed...

When all of a sudden,out of nowhere, two dogs came running from behind me..the second one had a personality disorder .. It tried to carry me on it's back, thinkin tiz a horse....

But it mis-calculated d weight of my 'light' body frame (snicker*snicker)...little did he know,he that even a ReaL horse finds it a challenge to walk when I sit on it's back..and I fell on the dog's back....

Musta hurt his ego...cuz he turned right back,n bit me on d wrist and tummy... :o

I had to retaliate...so with a strong right-left punch,followed by a tight kick in it's centre,i sent him reeling a few feet away......

Now this is one jockey that dog ain't gonna try horsing around with...ever!! :D


And all this when i was beginning to think life's pretty boring nowadays..!!







:D

NjoY LyF !!

Judge Mental...


Dunno when they became so judgemental..
tiz inexplicable why they are themselves in denial...
Just wish you saw me as the complete person that I am...
And not judge me based on the past..and all the misunderstood glam...

You laughed on me when I was making mistakes..
Jus wish you'd taken the effort to help me put on some brakes...

It angers me to be scoffed at...
to be looked down on and laughed at...

As if you never made those mistakes...
Then why act like such big fakes...?

I just hope I am able to always avoid being so judge-mental...
I'd prefer to make my mistakes instead,small or monumental...

Just wish you'd warned me like he did at the onset itself...
what use is your knowing me,if you are absorbed only in entertaining yourself...?

Empty wishes fill my mind as I'm tempted to cut wood with metal...
But my brain warns me...doesn't let me be....judge-mental..!!


-- to those two judgemental 'friends' of mine. :)

Too cute Ganpati...with the ever-present undir-mama... Jus too cute to not be blogged n posted here!!!

meeting the right people...


are we meant to meet the wrong people before the right ones, so that we appreciate the gift of the right ones....?


no matter how true that is, this is also true, that we should value the wrong people more than the right ones...because they tell us what we DON'T want...


hmmm....tempts me to keep meeting the wrong people...after all, they are so much fun...and we can get another wrong person soon enough.... ;)


where will such experimenting take you, is any one's guess...


but some things once changed, just cannot be reversed...so you got to take care of not experimenting with them...or you will be left yearning to turn back time...and getting to change that one thing...to make yourself 'pure' once again...to be true again... :)


clarity....i think it is highly time-based...what seems to be clarity at one point of time, seems as much a blur as any, at a future point of time...when you have found some more clarity...


life goes on...

and i am back to writing arbit stuff i guess... :P

NjoY LyF!

waiting...

seems to be a really mundane and boring thing to do...

but as some great man said...the fruit of patience is the sweetest...

And at times I like waiting...just waiting for some friend to arrive..or waiting for the right time...waiting for the right person to pass by me...

Sitting in a Barista, waiting for all of my friends to come..this came to my mind..

And it is also rewarding at times...like the cute girl sitting two tables across..
wudnt've noticed her if they all were here..

or wudnt've thought bout writing this...

or glanced upon the street to see a small kid crossing it..surely a new learner...looking first right, then left...then checking it a second time...

reminded me of how I'd read bout this in an encyclopedia...yes,an encyclopedia...the 'proper' way to cross a road. Wonder if I'll ever get that urge to just grab a nice book and sit reading it till the last page...

of course,the book being written by an american author,he'd written it as first look left,then right..

this was one of my first self-learning lessons..i looked at the pic in the book,n saw vehicles on the wrong side of the road...and surmised this was indeed a misprint,and the writer must've seen this pic,n written the steps...

And oh yes...the printer had obviously made a mistake by developing the negative of the photo wrong side Up....!

And all this at 5 yrs of age...!!

I guess it IS true....my brain HAS lost computing power over the years...or else I wud've somehow figured out by now,how to clear this exam that I seem to be stuck with,giving it forever! :P


anyways,enough boring you with arbit stuff...the guys are here...and I'm being summoned to get lost in the crowd and lose my individuality again...

Until next time....


NjoY LyF!! :D

writing a book...


i have started a humble initiative of trying to write a book...

although some friends suggested i take some formal training or at least a workshop...i shall begin writing first...in all of my free time...cuz it gives more hapiness than anything else to me...writing.... :)

any suggestions on wat i shud write about?

awesome rains!!! :D


god! it's raining so awesome today...

felt like dedicating a post to it, so here it is... :)

the cribbing post


yes, i m gonna crib now, n u can close the window if u r not in the mood for complaints. cuz i got a LOT.


first of all, the biggest problem...MoM.
have you seen a snow-clearing machine? picking up any snow coming in it's way...
my mom is the crap cleaning machine in my room. yep. any clothes...dirty napkins (mooh pochhne ke...dirty minds...sheesh!)...and chocolate wrappers etc...are lifted n promptly taken care of...

and i was sorta cool with this...but when the same started happening with the stuff on my table...it is jus NOT DONE! it takes days of precarious balancing and adjusting to manage to have so much crap on my small table....you can't jus come one day,and clear it all off! i mean damn it woman...i take lotsa effort to get my table to the high state of disorganisation .... :O

and of course there is the constant "what have you thought bout ur future? only getting a CA degree isn't enough...bleh bleh...blah blah.." yea mom...get me the degree, n i will do whatever that is needed to make it "enough" for life... :O

then there is the studies...
i think the proximity of the exam is directly proportional to the amount of sleepiness...and after exams, you bloody CAN'T sleep...for a week atleast. :-|

and why...oh god why! are there awesome f1 races just when you are behind schedule and struggling to complete that last chapter...and you gotta sacrifice.....the studies! :P
you dint think i'd miss a race,didja?


and then the stupid friends of ur parents. :-|
"aapke ladke ne ab tak job join nahi kiya? humara bunty to 4 lakhs ka package milata hai"

and they have no idea, that bunty is sloggin his ass off at some comp, makin software for some corporate earning a nice 10 lakhs for his work , or attending calls from an angrez, listening to expletives and going to stress management classes at the age of 20. :)


and then there is d worst of d lot...
"your son is doing CA? very good..very good...ab aap to aram karenge na...aish hai..."

why d fuck cant they keep in their own lives? or at least stay outta mine if you HAVE to put ur stinky nose in other people's goo...

i mean,dad is having a bad time dealing with my inconsonence, n hoping against hope that i don fly off to some foreign country, n join him SOMEday...and people like these add the negtivity and bad karma to my life... :(

now how am i supposed to study with all this going on!!!


sheesh!

more cribbing soon


NjoY LyF bloggers! :D

suicide phone...


the title should rather be my phone's suicide....but suicide phone sounds so much cooler! ;)


well, i have narrated my tragedy to many people...and this jus struck me that it would make an interesting post...so here goes...


well,i was riding the bike on the highway, and it was inside my pants,the kinds that are really tight,and make you wish you hadn't eaten that last burger..?
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i was also wearing a tight jacket on top of it...the typical 'college' banner wala...this one even has a ghastly pic on the back...kinda like the skulls et al..
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and i was listenin to music on d bluetooth
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n suddenly it stopped playin music
now, this normally means that there is an incoming call..
so i pressed d accept button...
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no reply
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pressed it 2-3 times more
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then i jus checked the pants,to find no phone in the pocket :O


pronto u-turn on d highway....to come back bout half a kilometre...and i found it...3 pieces of the screen,and the mangled remains of the back panel. :(


my first reaction was - u suicide freak! :(

and then i gave it a quite ceremony...i was quite the next whole day, while dad ceremoniously filled my ears (and i swear, a bit of the brain too...yes,i DO listen to my parents when they scold).. with choice expletives about my lousiness and carelesness...and utter disregard for bleh bleh...is wat i remember now...


but well....this resulted in this phone that i am blogging from....nokia is pretty good after all...(gotta say that so this phone doesn't feel bad n commit suicide too)


and that, was the suicide phone story. :)

cheerio bloggers!!!

NjoY LyF!

the foolish heart


when the heart is thawed...
It tends by love, to not get over-awed..

Even in a true, new love affair...
It starts with a cautious step from the first stair...

What is the worst though...is that it can't truly give...
Pulled back by it's urge to survive...to not lose again the urge to live...

It knows that being over-cautious might bring it to an abrupt end...
But then this time it says, I won't bend...

The biggest and funniest irony though here lies...
There is a search...yearning that one for whom it can bend...in it's eager eyes...!



NjoY LyF bloggers! :)

UP

ah...what an awesome experience.....


this movie is surely worth a watch....and a ring...and much more jewellery...!! :D


well, the best part was the 3D effects....we all have seen chhota chetan when we were kids...but this one takes the cake....truly shows animation movies coming of age...and of course, technology refining itself to the finest....


seeing this movie brought back memories of my previous "surreal" movie-going experiences....there was chhota chetan of course....then there was the Imax Dome , in Mumbai...

where i have seen the movie made about the Everest...and another really scary one bout the underwater creatures....believe me, d one bout Mt.Everest was really awesome....especially the avalanche scene....ppl actually got up n tried to run...so real was the experience!

sadly, those of you who missed going there, can no longer enjoy the experience because of the concept's apparent failure....but let me tell you, i was really lucky to have experienced that....

plus, for all those of you who never did go there.....they gave off free candy! and popcorn!! and soft drinks!! during the show (haha....no way to find out now, if m tellin d truth..suckers!)


but well, coming back to the basic topic of conversation...

UP is brilliantly made...a different kind of story...
the most lovable character of course, being Russell...the 8 Yr old boy scout...in search of a task to help the elderly to get his last badge..and the last hurdle in becoming a "senior boy scout"..!

the best scene is the one where Russell is being chased by dogs...and it gets very real when one really fierce lookin doberman dog comes almost an inch away from him, jaws open...tryin to snap him into pieces....made my friends jump in their seats... :D


but an awesome film...must watch.....and only in 3d pls....nowhere else will justice be done to it....

NjoY LyF bloggers! :D

Obsession..


Why is it that life is an unending obsession..?
The soul yearning for that unknown joy..so much,that we turn a blind eye to what we have..?

Why is the meaning of happiness connected to other people..why is it so DependenT!??!!

Had it just been satisfied with the solitary sanctuary..wouldn't it be so much simpler a life..wouldn't it just be so simple!

Empty wishes...fill the horizon..making the present joys,shrink in comparison! :)

simplicity...

the answers to some really complex things come so easily...

keep it simple...

and life rocks!

no gyaan batna today....jus try n follow simplicity...d answer to all complexities... ;)

NjoY LyF bloggers! :D

imbecile...

who are you to help me....

to see the spirit torn to be free...?

who are you to solve my problems paltry or saturnine...

trying to seem so caring and divine...?

where were you, when i needed abutment...

and all i got was an exiguous resentment...?

only i know what it is to be me...

not from my problems ever i flee...

try as hard as i might to fathom...

lie i do, in the lowest substratum...

for those dreams are just an illusion...

caused by the mirage of a consummated delusion...

answers so meagre...inconsequential...incomplete

means but i find, are barely replete...

and then life goes on...purport less...

as i exist an existence...seem so worthless...

who are you to judge me...

only i can spoof my life...

oh don't you trudge me...

for it has but led me...to yet another strife...!!

:)

insensitive....

have i really become insensitive?

talking with my friends, SM and MA...i realised...i have changed a bit...

become insensitive...or rather should i say, indifferent...

now, is this a good thing...or bad....had a discussion wit UK...she thinks it's a good thing...but to a certain extent...

wat is sensitivity?

taking wat ur close friends say, to heart...?

letting yourself have close friends in the first place...?

doing things for the close friends...?

wanting them to reciprocate...?

turning back, after you say good bye...?

bringing a "gajra" for someone cuz they like it...?

but i somehow like this indifferent me...

i don feel bad if UK cancels a tekdi plan on d last minute...

i am least disturbed when a once-seemingly-close-friend..A.A...stops messaging...even though that messaging might've been restricted to forwards only...

i havent thought once bout d past..d x files..in a good, how-i-wish-i-got-those-days-back way...which is a bit strange..but well...d definition of strange and normal are changing...

i don feel it an obligation to attend family functions anymore...which apparently is bad...but then,who wants those pitiful looks...or those who are feeling happiness inside, showing sympathy outside....

which brings me to a different topic...these two-faced people...i simply can't stand em!

one chichora...who is a kalank on chichoregiri...actually laughed at mine n SM's failure...saying we toh were d "jaan" of gmcs...then how come we failed....

i mean...1.>gmcs and d exam are totally unrelated..

2.>this only shows that you were totally jealous of our masti-ki-capacity, during d sessions...and now that u see us failed, u got something to talk bout....i pity thee, DL...really do...

cant even say chullubhar pani me doob mar...it would be an insult for that molecule of water to be infested with you...

but anyways...i will be good to you....to your face...and be diplomatic....just like all the other two face diplomats running around in the guise of true chichore's....

anyways...

this brings me to the conclusion of this post...

diplomacy....indifference...d new mantra for a happier ME. :)

NjoY LyF bloggers! :D

failure....

failure teaches you a lot of things...

surprisingly with time and repetitive failure, you become "gende-ki-skin-ka" apparently...

this time i took it pretty well....numb for an hour or so...and then all preparatory....thinking ahead...

and now, i won't write any thing on d blog as to wat is gonna happen....cuz even i think i wont know it till it happens this time....

makes me go poetic... ;)

shame....guilt....ride high...

as yet again i sigh....

curse my bad luck as much i can...

but know i do, things didn't go as per the plan...

no distractions...diversions this time...

only this guilt..making my existence sublime...

said a wise soul...ride too high and you shall fall...

these beautiful things are not for you to enthrall...

determine your path of recovery...

and hope it will lead to fruition's discovery...

a wounded soul...battle-withered it lies...

yet it yearns to fight...with dreams it flies...

give me my sword of success...

not today shall i digress....

give me courage my noble friends...

coz this is where the feebleness ends...

pray for me..for i have on my mission left...

so that i bring back my accolade...leaving none bereft...!!!

thank you for your support friends...keep praying for me...i need all the help i can get today...

NjoY LyF bloggers!! :D

"Betrayal" removed on humanitarian grounds... :P

taking my time...

trying to clear out all the haze...

thanks dad for undertanding n letting me be....

:)

~~da party~~

ummm...actually...d heading should be the partIES....damn! was it good fun or wat!!!

S n M threw one helluva party....awesome music...and dancing....and o curs...d chichore lox all around....

was more fun to make fun of M in d car...and to irritate S with d stupid jokes.....

and knowing me for a certain amount of time, readies you for the "level" of jokes that i divulge in....(read - you wont pull out your hair on my farty jokes after some days)...which is almost happening with S...

n well, ALMOST found my match in M, in d level of jokes...though mine stink d most...she comes a close second....

and it's awesome how these all-night parties go....i mean...everyone had such a blast!!!

cant ever find someone who can occupy d KNP compartment....now PD, of course... ;)

awesome atmosphere...coupled with awesome company...and you got an all-nighter coming your way....and wat a night it was...!!! :D

well, looking forward to meeting you chichora lox in d evening....

haha...and d chichora's r gonna live a hundred years....d "desi" chichora jus msgd....saala...boht jiyenge ye sab.....duniya ki khair nahi.....m sure we are gonna be banned from all places in Pune, eateries, coffee shops et al...by next month, at d rate at which we are going.... :P

and i thank all of my readers for their support...getting loadsa feedback on d blog....comments on the blog would also be welcome...

i shall strive to make the blog more reader-friendly, content-wise....this time, for sure....a conscious effort in that direction is forthcoming....

NjoY LyF!!! :D

100th entry

d blog turns 100 posts old today...

and i have so many feelings to reflect on...

there's d new found demand for me, in d commercial world...apparently i am worth loadsa big bucks....declined a really big paisewala offer....jus to stick to my decision of getting into one of the big4...and eventually practice....

there's a certain anger bout a certain @#$$@#$...@#$@#$@#$....#$%&^&*...etc..etc... (statutory warning - kids below 16 shouldn't read this dialogue)

oh..d warning should've come before the dialogue....and hey! there's no expletives in there....but then...why should....didn't i....and then she...ANYWAYS...

there's a small sadness for not being in touch with SD...m sorry bro...dint mean for you to find out from outside...but well...shit happens... ;)

and there's d happy realisation, that i got something to look forward to on d weekend....

got a party on saturday night!!! woohoo!!! :D

dunno how much fun it will be without the booze though....let's see...maybe i wont take my pet shravan with me there... :P

and d return of d chichore lox on sunday...let's see....IF i don take shravan along....n der's d ever-present mr.hangover d day after....then i might give d chichore's a pass....but no!!! i wanna be with them...

maybe i WILL take shravan along... :P

dunno....i wont fix till dat day...n you guys wont come to know...ever!!! :P

and i have got a treat forthcoming from a certain umbrella person soon...so another thing to look forward to!!!

yay!!!

NjoY LyF bloggers!!! :D

Love Aaj Kal...

a review...


awesome movie....IF u r able to ignore the unreal things in it....

i mean, it gives wrong hope to the losers, who think they can get back with that someone they lost...whereas wat i believe is, once u decide to separate, there's no going back....there's a Ross n Rachel only in sitcoms...

but i cant get over Deepika....i mean...she cant act..at all..but damn, is she beautiful or what!!! was ogling at her like a kid looking at candy...(with similar intentions in mind)...AHEM.

and well, as one o my frenz said, d people in their 40s look awesome! i mean...i am not one to compliment d male stars...but Saif...a class apart....awesome acting...wonderful dancing...and even better looks....

me and my friends made a few observations....interesting ones...and some pretty funny..

1.Meera calls Jai to talk to him, just after the wedding...and Jai ends up blabbering for the next 10 minutes, and goes away...same as is d case through out d movie...i mean, i know she cant speak well...but koi toh dialogue diya hota Deeps ko? :P

2.Meera realises that something is wrong with her marriage to dat loser guy(don rem. d name of d character) , in the morning, AFTER d suhaag raat....i think she found discrepancies in performaing capacities of Jai and d guy....and then found out...oh no! Jai was much better!!! :P

3. NO story beats that of Harleen and Veer....totally makes you nostalgic...and makes you wanna live in that era of sharam-haya.....loved d part where he tells d order of activity.....pyar>>izehaar>>bagawat>>shaadi.....awesome, no?

4. irony....deepika shown as d most logical and practical person in the world, in the first half....n she only waits like a fool, for Saifu to "realise"..."on his own"...and then come to her....ummm...well...argh!!! :P is this is wat love turns you into....god bless... ;)

5.Deepika....i mean, i love ur looks n all....but PLEASE learn acting...come to FTII even...i got some contacts on d inside there...maybe i can catch her in d midst of a shoot, and work my charms on her..... :P

and i just cracked d joke of d century!!! :D :P

but on d whole, dimaag baju me rakhke deepika ko dekhne k liye good movie.... :D

NjoY LyF!!! :D

chamarie!!!

identify urselves arbit visitors....


i request all the following people to identify themselves to me....

visitors from -
1. Chicalim, Goa;
2. Mumbai, Maharashtra;
3. Southborough , Massachussets ;
4. San Jose, California.
5. Any random place whose name i see on d right side live traffic feed...



if so many people ARE visiting my blog, might as well comment on the posts......comments ARE welcome.....!!!!


NjoY LyF bloggers!!! :D

life is suddenly so simple....


all those complications are gone....all doubts are cleared.....i can see through the haze...make out shapes...and even names...


how, why, n when....who comes in ur life....is a mystery....makes me wanna join a buddhist monastery.... :P


it's all bright now.....green...yellow....all pleasant....and the flow keeps coming on....and on....and on...


while i find within myself, a new shade of blue...none witnessed hitherto....bringing new meaning to the epitome of success...satisfaction...and love..............


love theeself....love thee lover.....and love thee life....


NjoY LyF bloggers!!! :D

suddenly....



suddenly...i am calm...


suddenly...there's a coolness in my palm...


suddenly...you make me feel wanted....


suddenly...i want to take life for granted...


you make me laugh...


fill in my life's empty trough...


i love you.....


my new 5800....


:D

ok...


now the readers are getting demanding!!! want new posts all d time... :P



well, here goes PB...a new post on ur insistence...



lonavla was awesome!!!


the journey was also interesting...NJ insisted on taking pics of any and everything...including a VERY sidey poster in d hotel we stopped for breakfast in... :O

although i had to sit in a very cramped up crappy front seat, cuz o some stupid people......grrr...PB....grrr..... X-(


and then we entered d ghaat section....d most awesome part of it all...the rains...the greenery...etc..etc...


we had a gr8 time walkin down d old highway....although poor NJ's feet hurt later on... :(

but it was tooo good to take snaps on d rail track...stupid PB was bout to be blown away with the train, standing so close to the track :O


d clouds decided to suddenly pour like there was an hour of the rainy season left on them...and we somehow managed to get back into d car...


but it feels so good...to be with people who don care how you are...wat you do...n at d most will give you a look that says "why me"..? :P but you know, inside you, that you can be urself with these guys...

no need to pretend...no need to flirt...no need to be a "dude"...and no need 2 crack "quality" jokes...u can crack d silliest jokes...and still know, that they like you the way you are...

it was awesome PB, PP, NJ, KK....we had a gr8 time...


and then there are the omni-present chichores...

cant imagine living without meeting you guys for more than two days now....awaitin the muscat'y chichori to join in....then our group will be complete...and also wish DK was here...damn you , you yoga chichora...come to pune!!! :D


and life goes on............

Njoy LyF bloggers... :D

Just when you thought it's begun....

Just when you thought it's begun....an Affair comes to an end...

Just when you thought your struggles are over...they sweep you off ur feet, in a new legend...

Just when your time is right, your goal moves a tad bit out of sight...

Giving your fighting spirit a new vigour..a new found flight!!

Just when you thought it's over....it comes to haunt you....in the night.....

-dunno wat i was trying to say here....well...at least it sounds good... :P